1st ROUND
01) Anne Edgerrin James – Result: IR – Starter & stud until season ending injury
02) Jason Marshall Faulk – Result: Starter – League MVP …again, but first time champion
03) Eric Eddie George – Result: Backup – Season’s saddest story
04) Don Fred Taylor – Result: Injury – Seasons biggest “Told you so”
05) Matt Peyton Manning – Result: Starter – Money’s worth and then some
06) Jimmy Kurt Warner – Result: Starter – Smart Pick by a smart man
07) Dave D. Culpepper – Result: Starter – Best player on good team
08 Justin Stephan Davis – Result: Starter – Traded to Rob (J. Smith) Good for both
09) Brian Randy Moss – Result: Starter – Maybe better at fantasy B-ball
10) Rick Rich Gannon – Result: Starter – Traded to Rob (Miller & Pittman) Dumbass!
11) Griff Jeff Garcia – Result: Starter – Top Dog in the Yard…point-wise that is.
12) Robio * Lamar Smith – Result: Split Time – Faltered at the end badly
2nd ROUND
13) Matt© Titans Defense – Result: Starter – 26th rank defense in fantasy league
14) Griff Curtis Martin – Result: Starter – 1st Pick-Top QB, Griff’s 2nd Pick-Top RB
15) Rick Ricky Watters – Result: IR – Would’ve had more fun drowning
16) Brian D. McNabb – Result: Starter – Lucky to get him here
17) Justin Brain Griese – Result: Starter – Second round worthy, but no more
18) Dave Duce Staley – Result: Starter – Injury bug bites again
19) Jimmy Ravens Defense – Result: Starter – Certainly worthy at this spot
20) Robio© Marvin Harrison – Result: Starter – Different year, same results
21) Don Trent Green – Result: Starter – Don’s fantasy theme: Inconsistent
22) Eric Brett Favre – Result: Starter – Should’ve been 1st rounder
23) Jason Ricky Williams – Result: Starter – 2nd half of best RB combo in fantasy history
24) Anne James Stewart – Result: Starter – Plays for Detroit , enough said
3rd ROUND
25) Anne Elvis Grbac – Result: Split Time – Elvis has left the building for good
26) Jason Terrell Owens – Result: Starter – 2nd best receiver in league
27) Eric Issac Bruce – Result: Starter – Below average for this guy
28) Don Corey Dillon – Result: Starter – Inconsistent, just like 2nd rd pick Trent Green
29) Robio© Warrick Dunn – Result: Split Time – Traded to Rick (James Jackson) Who cares?
30) Jimmy Rod Smith – Result: Starter – Five finger discount, baby
31) Dave K. Johnson (TB) – Result: Starter – Not great, but not bad…just right
32) Justin Buccaneers D. – Result: Starter – Solid Pick by a nice guy
33) Brian Saints Defense – Result: Starter – Third round worthy up until the end
34) Rick Tony Gonzalez – Result: Starter – Best tight end in the league
35) Griff Torry Holt – Result: Starter – Yards but no touchdowns again
36) Matt© Ahman Green – Result: Starter – Better than previous four picks
4th ROUND
37) Justin© Shannon Sharpe – Results: Starter – Really, really not worthy of 4th rd pick
38) Griff D. Alexander – Results: Cut – Highest drafted player cut from team
39) Rick Eric Moulds – Results: Backup – Let’s call it the 4th Round Flop
40) Brian Michael Bennett – Results: Backup – Read above
41) Robio© Joe Horn – Results: Starter – Took awhile, but figured it out
42) Dave Jamal Anderson – Results: IR – So little ACL, so little time.
43) Jimmy Jerome Bettis – Results: Starter – A rose in a 4th rd pile of dirt
44) Matt Tiki Barber – Results: Starter – Nothing like last year
45) Don Cris Carter – Results: Backup – Once upon a time…(fill in)
46) Eric Emmit Smith – Results: Cut/Starter (Jimmy) – Read above
47) Jason Ed McCaffrey – Results: IR – Oh, what could have been.
48) Anne Tim Brown – Results: Starter – Only four 4th rounders in top 99 total points
5th ROUND
49) Anne David Boston – Results: Starter – The start of a great 5th round
50) Jason Aaron Brooks – Results: Starter – Top player in the 5th round
51) Eric Dolphins D. – Results: Starter – As good as any ‘D’ picked before
52) Don Raiders D. – Results: Cut/backup (Dave) – 2 rounds later maybe
53) Matt Wayne Chrebet – Results: Split Time – Injury hurts the great white hope
54) Jimmy A. Freeman – Results: Starter – Not bad if Schroeder isn’t playing
55) Dave Giants Defense – Results: Starter/Trade to Rob (Bubba Franks) Needed a TE
56) Rob© Terrell Davis – Results: Backup/Trade Justin (Packers D) Never got it going
57) Brian M. Westbrook – Results: Cut – The black sheep in the 5th round
58) Rick Garrison Hearst – Results: Starter/Trade to Rob (Six player deal) Welcome back G
59) Griff Charlie Garner – Results: Starter – At best a third running back
60) Justin© L. Tomlinson – Results: Starter – Co-rookie of the year
6th ROUND
61) Rob Jimmy Smith – Results: Starter – Traded to Justin (Stephan Davis)
62) Griff Mike Anderson – Results: Backup – Big Opportunity …blown
63) Rick Priest Holmes – Results: Starter – Pulled one out of the old ass here, Ricky
64) Brian Mike Alsott – Results: Split Time – Good 1-3 rounds. Bad 4 thru 8 for Brian
65) Justin Amani Toomer – Results: Starter – Should be, could be better…but nah.
66) Dave Peter Warrick – Results: Back up – Not even the best FSU receiver
67) Jimmy Thomas Jones – Results: Cut – Read Mike Anderson’s above
68) Matt Travis Taylor – Results: Split Time – Scores tight end type points
69) Don Travis Henry – Results: Starter: Thanks to Fred Taylor’s groin
70) Eric Darrell Jackson – Results: Cut/split time (Rick) Surprise cut here
71) Jason Frank Wycheck – Results: Starter – Solid numbers/Good timing
72) Anne Steelers Defense – Results: Starter – Big reason for 10 win season
7th Round
73) Anne Antowain Smith – Results: Starter – Steps in nicely for injured R
74) Jason Drew Bledsoe – Results: Cut – Drew Who? I think I’ve heard of him.
75) Eric Ron Dayne – Results: Split Time – Fat boys do not equal fat points.
76) Don Derrick Mason – Results: Cut – We need Perry Mason to find Derrick Mason
77) Matt Marcus Pollard – Results: Starter – Looked bad…but wasn’t so bad after all
78) Jimmy Weslie Walls – Results: Starter – His good days are long, long gone.
79) Dave Michael Vick – Results: Backup – Good pick…next year.
80) Justin Reggie Wayne – Results: Cut – Good pick…never!
81) Brian Freddie Jones – Results: Starter – Nightmare on Charger Street .
82) Rick M. Muhammad – Results: Cut – Someone better start praying to Allah more
83) Griff Eagles Defense – Results: Starter – Always, always, always a good pick
84) Rob Jets Defense – Results: Cut, Starter – The best 2nd half defense in league
8th ROUND
85) Rob Cowboys Def. – Results: Cut – Sole purpose…stay under cap. Mission achieved
86) Griff Duce McAllister – Results: Cut – Sole purpose…haven’t quite figured it out yet
87) Rick JJ Stokes – Results: Cut – Better with Rice gone, right? Wrong
88) Brian JR Redmond – Results: Cut – Who shot JR? Nobody, he was on the sideline
89) Justin David Terrell – Results: Backup – Picked the wrong ex-Wolverine
90) Dave Bill Gramatica – Results: IR – Everyone! Let’s celebrate!
91) Jimmy Falcons Defense – Results: Backup – Purposed Served…inexpensive backup Def.
92) Matt Steve Christie – Results: Cut – Was playing golf by week 3
93) Don Jerry Rice – Results: Cut – Not worthy of a draft pick anymore
94) Eric James Jackson – Results: Backup – Trade (Rob). Sleeper that never woke up
95) Jason Patriots Defense – Results: Cut – Good, but wasn’t needed thanks to Rams Def.
96) Anne Kyle Brady – Results: Cut – Maybe the guy shouldn’t have given up sex.
9th ROUND
97) Anne Plaxico Burress – Results: Starter – Hasn’t been good since Citrus
98) Jason Adam Vinaieri – Results: Cut/Starter (Don) Money’s worth
99) Eric Gary Anderson – Results: Starter – Got what you expected
100) Don Trent Dilfer – Results: Cut – Should be starting in Seattle
101) Matt Jaguars Defense – Results: Backup – Job well done
102) Jimmy T. Biakabutuka – Results: Cut – Waste of space like always
103) Dave Joey Galloway – Results: Cut – No QB equals no points
104) Justin Tim Sever – Results: Cut – Played with Cowboys, enough said
105) Brian Bengals Defense – Results: Backup – Did the job as a backup
106) Rick 49ers Defense – Results: Cut/Traded to Rob (Six-player deal)
107) Griff Chad Lewis – Results: Starter – 9th round winner
108) Robio Quincy Carter – Results: Cut – (Insert giant, unstoppable laughter)
10th ROUND
109) Robio Terry Allen – Results: Cut – First injury, second Brookins
110) Griff Vikings Defense – Results: Backup – Nothing more, nothing less
111) Rick Brett Conway – Results: Cut/Backup/Cut (Rob). 2 many kickers
112) Brian O. Gadsdan – Results: Split Time – Surprise starter for a while
113) Justin K. Carter – Results: Cut – Never had a chance
114) Dave S. Alexander – Results: Starter – Sleeper of the draft, baby
115) Jimmy Neil Rackers – Results: Backup – Almost got cut
116) Matt Ray Lucas – Results: Cut – Read three spaces up
117) Don Browns Defense – Results: Backup – Too good to be backup
118) Eric Colts Defense – Results: Backup – Failed badly during one start
119) Jason Todd Pinkston – Results: Backup – Look to be sleeper for a while
120) Anne Panthers Defense – Results: Backup – Thank God this rounds over
11th ROUND
121) Anne V. Testaverde – Results: Split Time – Stepped in nicely for Elvis
122) Jason Skip Hicks – Results: Cut – Didn’t even make the team
123) Eric Ken Dilger – Results: Backup – Backup on his own team
124) Don Joe Nedney – Results: Backup – Good round to get a kicker
125) Matt Hines Ward – Results: Starter – Steal of round eleven
126) Jimmy John Carney – Results: Starter – Read Don’s two spaces up
127) Dave Az-Zahn Hakim – Results: Cut – Too many Rams ahead of him
128) Justin Lions Defense – Results: Cut – Free agent list where they belong
129) Brian M. Gramatica – Results: Cut – Too much money for a kicker
130) Rick Chris Chambers – Results: Cut/Backup (Rob) Decent backup
131) Griff Kris Brown – Results: Starter – Responsible for one loss
132) Robio Bubba Franks – Results: Starter/Traded to Dave (Giants DTS)
12th ROUND
133) Robio John Kasey — Results: Cut/Backup (Jason) Good backup kicker
134) Griff Jake Arias – Results: Backup – Another great backup kicker
135) Rick Chiefs Defense – Results: Backup – Used as a starter way too long
136) Brian R. Holcombe – Results: Cut – Does he still play in the NFL?
137) Justin Robert Edwards – Results: Cut – I know he doesn’t play in the NFL
138) Dave Kevin Barlow – Results: Backup – Too bad Heart’s knee healed
139) Jimmy Peerless Price – Results: Cut/split time (Griff) Very, very bad cut
140) Matt Sammy Morris – Results: Cut – Another pick flushed down toilet
141) Don Jaret Holmes – Results: Cut – Read above
142) Eric Phil Dawson – Results: Backup – Cheap, efficient, worthy
143) Jason Roland Williams – Results: Cut – Never quite fit in the Rams offense
144) Anne Rian Lindell – Results: Starter – Good late pick for starter kicker
13th ROUND
145) Anne John Markham – Results: Cut – Throw away pick
146) Jason Chris Thomas – Results: Cut – Who?
147) Eric Chris Weinke – Results: Backup – Bad team, good backup
148) Don Cam Cleeland – Results: Cut/Backup (Rob)/Traded to Eric. Why?
149) Matt Koren Robinson – Results: Backup – Rookie receivers always suck
150) Jimmy Willie Jackson – Results: Cut – One too many Gators in draft
151) Dave Jay Riemersma – Results: Cut/backup (Rick) – Forgotten man
152) Justin Drew Brees – Results: Backup – Never got good playing time
153) Brian Gus Frerotte – Results: Cut – Read above
154) Rick Rick Dudley – Results: Cut – Rick’s TE again. Again nothing
155) Griff Jeff Graham – Results: Cut/backup (Jason) Should’ve believed
156) Robio M. Hasselback – Results: Cut – Good thought, wrong player
14th ROUND
157) Robio Jason Hanson – Results: Cut – Not enough attempts in Lionville
158) Griff Darnell Scott – Results: Backup – Not enough throws in Cincy
159) Rick Mark Brunell – Results: Starter – Best of the 14th round
160) Brian Cary Blanchard – Results: Cut – Didn’t play all year
161) Justin Charles Johnson – Results: Cut – Picking with your heart again
162) Dave Orlinda Mare – Results: Starter – A lot of cash for a kicker
163) Jimmy Charlie Batch – Results: Backup – Who cares, only a backup
164) Matt Dave Moore – Results: Backup – The Bucs always forget him
165) Don Dorsey Levens – Results: Cut – Is Dorsey still alive?
166) Eric Jacquez Green – Results: Cut/backup (Jimmy) Read W. Jackson
167) Jason Rabih Abdullah – Results: Cut – He played in what, one game?
168) Anne Troy Brown – Results: Backup – 2nd best of the bunch in fourteen
15th ROUND
169) Anne Orlando Gary – Results: Cut – Had his chance and failed big
170) Jason Jay Feeley – Results: Cut – Great late round (cheap) kicker
171) Eric Freddie Mitchell – Results: Cut – Read Koren Robinson
172) Don Rod Gardner – Results: Cut/Backup (Anne) Read above
173) Matt M. Anderson – $1.50 Results: Starter – Great time for starting kicker
174) Jimmy Richie Anderson – Results: Split Time – A FB is not worth drafting
175) Dave Bears Defense – Results: Starter – Another great late pick up
176) Justin Desmond Clark – Results: Cut/Starter (Don) Bad cut. Bad, bad cut
177) Brian Terrance Wilkins – Results: Cut – Black hole at 2nd WR for Colts
178) Rick James Allen – Results: Cut – Hello, my name is Anthony
179) Griff S. Alexander – Results: Backup – If only he was the other one
180) Robio B. Chamberlin – Results: Split Time – Surprise points from TE
16th ROUND
181) Robio L. Cole – Results: Cut/Starter (Griff) Patience is a virtue
182) Griff Jon Kitna – Results: Backup – Good pick for a backup
183) Rick Shayn Graham – Results: Cut – Not worthy of a comment
184) Brian Anthony Becht – Results: Starter – Not the most productive
185) Justin Jose Cortez – Results: Backup – Good last pick for kicker
186) Dave David Sloan – Results: Cut – Another one bites the dust
187) Jimmy Reggie Kelly – Results: Cut – And another one bites the dust
188) Matt Tyrone Weatley – Results: Backup – No knees, means no points
189) Don Ernie Conwell – Results: Backup – Not that bad of a pick I guess
190) Eric D. Carswell – Results: Backup – Read above
191) Jason Bills Defense – Results: Cut – Who knew they’d be this bad
192) Anne Jackie Harris – Results: Cut – Decent player…bad team.