With the regular season done, it’s time to hand out some awards. It’s the annual All-Robio first-team, second-team and third-team awards, brought to you by Preparation H: a little relief is better than nothing.

This year’s big winner in the All-Robio is Colby Hall. His squad delivered five All-Robio players, including a pair of first-team guys. The five All-Robio players in one season is tied for the second most with Neatock’s 2007 team and Calderon’s 2019 squad. My 2008 team remains the beast with seven players. Eric was second with four All-Robio players, although three are on the third-team.

Only one team failed to secure an All-Robio and that was Michael, who finished second in scoring. This was the first time in his five-year career he failed to have at least one All-Robio Player.

You can find the entire history of the All-Robio award here: https://shorturl.at/ivCRT

FIRST-TEAM ALL-ROBIO

QB – Josh Allen (Rich B) | 346 PPG
Allen earns his third All-Robio award and his second first-team honor. Sure he threw 14 interceptions and fumbled three times, but he still had 35 TDs and 3,447 yards (plus another 374 rushing). Allen is Burrier’s seventh career All-Robio QB, his fourth 1st-teamer and his first since Andrew Luck in 2014. This is Allen’s third career All-Robio and second first-team award. If All-Robio awards are the only thing that matters, Allen is already the sixth greatest fantasy QB in league history.

RB – Christian McCaffrey (Colby) | 322 PPG
The leading candidate for the league MVP this season. He averaged 322 fantasy points per game, 83 more points per game than the second best back. He has over 1,500 total yards and 17 scores. This was McCaffrey’s second career 1st-team All-Robio award and his fourth total (he has two second-team awards). He is now the fifth most recognized All-Robio back in league history behind Peterson, Tomlinson, James and Derrick Henry.

RB – Raheem Mostert (Don) | 239 PPG
Not expected to even start during the preseason, Mostert had his best year ever, finishing as the second best back in football. Not bad for a 15th round pick. He finished with nearly 1,100 total yards, but led all backs in scores (18). This was Mostert’s first All-Robio award. This was Don’s fourth career 1st-team All-Robio RB and second in a row (he had Henry in 2022).

WR – Tyreek Hill (Jeff) | 293 PPG
HE was on track to become the first ever wide out to average over 300 per game. He was sitting at 306 before week 14. In that game, he hurt his ankle, scored 122 and his average fell to 293 per contest. On the season, he’s second in receptions (97), first in yards (1,542) and touchdowns (12). He joins Terrell Owens and Antonio Brown as the only wide receivers to earn a first-team award four times in a career. Add in a pair of third-team awards and Hill is tied for second as the most prolific All-Robio receiver in league history. This is Jeff’s second career 1st-team receiver and the first since Randy Moss in 2009.

WR – CeeDee Lamb (Eric) | 246 PPG
While Eric can’t seem to land a first-team All-Robio back, he is the king of first-team receivers. For the six time in 11 years, Eric has produced a first-team WR with Lamb. The Cowboys wideout finished our regular season with 96-1,253-9. This is his second career All-Robio award, after earning a third-team last year.

TE – Travis Kelce (Robio) | 171 PPF
When I drafted a tight end in the first round for the first time ever, I expect him to dominate all other tight ends. Kelce was good, but he didn’t dominate, averaging 19 more points per game than the next guy. Having said that, Kelce became the first non-DST to earn five career first-team All-Robio awards (he has seven total), passing Tony Gonzalez and Antonio Gates. He became my fifth career 1st-team TE and my first since Greg Olsen in 2016.

PK – Brandon Aubrey (Robio) | 133 PPG
The Cowboys kicker did miss three extra points, but he made all 30 of his field goals this season. How good was he? In week 14, he made a 50 yarder, 59 yarder and a 60 yarder. This is Aubrey’s first ever All-Robio award and he’s my fifth career 1st-team All-Robio kicker.

DST – Cowboys (Colby) | 175 PPG
The Cowboys D gave up only 289 yards per game and 17 points per game. They had 39 sacks and forced 21 turnovers. However, their seven touchdowns were the big difference. This is the first time the Cowboys DST has earned a first-team award. This is Colby’s third 1st-team All-Robio DST. The last was the Bills in 2014; the first were the Steelers in ’08.

SECOND-TEAM ALL-ROBIO

QB – Jalen Hurts (Matt) | 317 PPG
He passed for over 3,000 yards, rushed for another 460 and had 31 total TDs (12 on the ground). However, his 15 turnovers kept him out of contention for the first-team. Anyhow, this is Jalen’s second 2nd-team award, both with Matt who has had 5 All-Robio arms for his career.

RB – Travis Etienne (Colby) | 232 PPG
Injuries hampered him down the stretch, ruining any chance for Colby to become the second person ever to have two 1st-team All-Robio backs. Instead, he’ll settle for a first and a second-team All-Robio back. The Jags back had nearly 1,400 yards and 10 scores on the season. This is his first All-Robio award. This is the second straight year Colby has had a second-team back (McCaffrey last year). Prior to that, the only second team back Colby ever had was Doug Martin back in 2015.

RB – Derrick Henry (Rob M) | 216 PPG
A solid final three games launch Henry from no-team to second-team. He produced over 1,000 total yards, despite averaging a career low 4.1 yards per carry. He also scored 10 times. Henry earned his fifth career All-Robio (he has two 1st, two 2nd and one 3rd) to become the fourth most recognized All-Robio back in league history. He becomes Masterson’s 15th career All-Robio back. This is the 7th season out of his last ten that Rob has had at least one 1st team or 2nd team back.

WR – Keenan Allen (Griff) | 229 PPG
A bit of a surprise as Allen stayed healthy and put up the numbers we thought he would after his breakout season in 2017. He finished with a league best 108 receptions, finishing fourth in yards. He added seven scores as well. He now has two 2nd-team awards, both with Griff (2017, 2023). While Griff hasn’t had a first-team wideout since Welker back in 2011, he has had three 2nd-team wide receivers since then, plus a couple more 3rd-team hands. He’s had 13 total All-Robio receivers.

WR – A.J. Brown (Colby) | 223 PPG
For awhile, the Eagles wideout was the best hands in football, before slowing down a bit. He finished strong and ended the year with the second most yards (1,258) on 90 receptions, scoring seven times. This is the second straight year Brown has earned an All-Robio, after taking home a third-team award last year. He is Colby’s 10th career All-Robio, although his last first-team guy was Reggie Wayne back in 2009.

TE – George Kittle (Rich C) | 153 PPG
Kittle could disappear at times, but his big game performances bumped him up to number two, behind Kelce, finishing with 811 yards. His six scores are actually tied with the most by a TE. For Kittle, this is his third All-Robio award, although stuck behind Kelce for his career, he’s never had a first-team award. This is Calderon’s 9th career All-Robio TE. He averages 0.48 per season, which is the best average for All-Robio TEs by one team.

PK – Dustin Hopkins (Griff) | 122 PPG
His 31 made field goals and 34 attempts were both league highs, as the Browns only attempted 22 point afters. All three of his misses came in the 40-49 range, as he went 8-for-8 from 50+. Griff is the king of place kickers, as this is his 10th career All-Robio kicker.

DST – Ravens (Rob M) | 171 PPF
The Ravens DST remains the profolic DST in league history, earning their 10th All-Robio award in 25 seasons. They already have the most first-team awards (5), but they are now tied for the most 2nd-team awards (3). On the season, they led the league in sacks (49) and held teams to 15.5 points per game (second best). This is Masterson’s sixth All-Robio DST.

THIRD-TEAM ALL-ROBIO

RB – Dak Prescott (Bob) | 310 PPG
The Cowboys QB, drafted in round six, proves to be Bob’s only All-Robio of the season. He was red hot in the second half of the season, averaging over 400 per contest in his last six. He finished with 3,500 yards, 30 scores and only seven turnovers. This was Prescott’s second career All-Robio (he earned 2nd team in 2019). This is Bob’s 8th career All-Robio arm He’s had two 1st team honorees. Dak is his second 3rd-team arm.

RB – Rachaad White (Griff) | 209 PPG
A bit of a surprise of an All-Robio, White only averaged 3.7 yards per carry for 745 yards, but he caught 48 balls for 419 yards, which made all the difference. This is White’s second All-Robio award. He earned 3rd-team last year. He is Griff’s 21st career All-Robio back, which is the most in league history. However, this is first 1st or 2nd team back since David Johnson in 2015.

RB – Joe Mixon (Eric) | 205 PPG
A late surge by Mixon, who scored 664 points in his final two games propelled the Bengals back into the final All-Robio spot for backs. He’s five yards short of 1,100 total yards and has scored eight total touchdowns. This is his second All-Robio award. He earned 2nd-team in 2021. For Eric, he’s still never had a first-team All-Robio running back, but this is his fourth career All-Robio back (one 2nd team, three 3rd team).

WR – Mike Evans (Rich C) | 203 PPG
Forgotten in the draft, but not by Baker Mayfield, Evans was second in the league in reception touchdowns (10). He had over 1,000 yards, despite only catching 62 balls. This is Evans’s third career All-Robio award and his first since 2019. Calderon has had 13 career All-Robio hands, which include five 1st-team guys.

WR – D.J. Moore (Robio) | 202 PPG
I’ll be honest, I had no clue he was even close to an All-Robio. He beat out Chase by 42 points. That 640-point effort in week five certainly helped. On the season he has 76 catches for 1,071 yards and eight total scores. Not bad for a guy playing with the QBs in Chicago. This was Moore’s first All-Robio award. He is my 17th career All-Robio wideout, which is the second most behind Bob.

TE – T.J. Hockenson (Colby) | 150 PPG
Thanks to the Mark Andrews injury, the Vikings TE was able to slide into a third-team role. His 839 yards are the second most behind Kelce. This is Hockenson’s third career 3rd-team All-Robio award (2020, 2022, 2023). For Colby, this wraps up a stellar 2023 roster that features five All-Robio players.

PK – Jake Elliot (Eric) | 107 PPG
Elliot only made 34 field goals, but was a solid 11-of-12 from 40+ yards. He also had the second most extra points with 35. This is Eric’s seventh All-Robio kicker.

DST – Browns (Eric) | 160 PPG)
Gave up a league low 263 yards per game, forcing 20 turnovers and getting 38 sacks. This was the first ever All-Robio for the Browns DST. This is Eric’s third All-Robio of the season and the sixth time he’s had an All-Robio DST.