Awards
An award, everyone wants one, but not everyone gets one…well, actually that’s probably not true. I’m willing to bet everyone has some sort of Robioland award because we hand out the non-existent hardware for accomplishments (championship, top score, best second-half turnaround, etc.) and for whatever the opposite of a accomplishment is (worst record, worst playoff collapse, etc). Here are all of our major awards. Enjoy.
LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
| YEAR | SEED | TEAM | RECORD | POINTS PER GAME |
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| 1999 | 1 Seed | Robio Murray | 14-3 | 1,458 PPG |
| 2000 | 2 Seed | Robio Murray | 13-4 | 1,399 PPG |
| 2001 | 1 Seed | Jason Carpenter | 14-3 | 1,509 PPG |
| 2002 | 3 Seed | Robio Murray | 11-6 | 1,487 PPG |
| 2003 | 2 Seed | Richard Burrier | 11-6 | 1,441 PPG |
| 2004 | 2 Seed | Bob Castrone | 13-4 | 1,334 PPG |
| 2005 | 4 Seed | Griff Coomer | 11-5 | 1,526 PPG |
| 2006 | 7 Seed | Don Vozzola | 10-6 | 1,214 PPG |
| 2007 | 5 Seed | Matt Neatock | 10-6 | 1,341 PPG |
| 2008 | 7 Seed | Don Vozzola | 9-7 | 1,242 PPG |
| 2009 | 1 Seed | Matt Neatock | 13-3 | 1,553 PPG |
| 2010 | 4 Seed | Bob Castrone | 12-4 | 1,367 PPG |
| 2011 | 7 Seed | Bob Castrone | 9-7 | 1,340 PPG |
| 2012 | 4 Seed | Robio Murray | 10-6 | 1,407 PPG |
| 2013 | 2 Seed | Rich Calderon | 13-3 | 1,407 PPG |
| 2014 | 1 Seed | Bob Castrone | 13-3 | 1,594 PPG |
| 2015 | 2 Seed | Griff Coomer | 12-4 | 1,522 PPG |
| 2016 | 2 Seed | Rich Calderon | 12-4 | 1,577 PPG |
| 2017 | 2 Seed | Matt Neatock | 12-4 | 1,581 PPG |
| 2018 | 7 Seed | Matt Neatock | 9-7 | 1,423 PPG |
| 2019 | 2 Seed | Robio Murray | 14-2 | 1,715 PPG |
| 2020 | 4 Seed | Jeff Greenblatt | 11-5 | 1,515 PPG |
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LEAGUE RUNNER UP
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| 1999 - Griff Coomer | 2-seed | 2000 - Griff Coomer | 4-seed | 2001 - David Hightower | 6-seed | 2002 - Molly Coomer | 1-seed | 2003 - Griff Coomer | 5-seed |
| 2004 - Griff Coomer | 1-seed | 2005 - Colby Hall | 7-seed | 2006 - Robio Murray | 3-seed | 2007 - Rich Calderon | 7-seed | 2008 - Robio Murray | 5-seed |
| 2009 - Griff Coomer | 3-seed | 2010 - Robio Murray | 1-seed | 2011 - Richard Burrier | 3-seed | 2012 - Eric Vozzola | 3-seed | 2013 - Griff Coomer | 5-seed |
| 2014 - Matt Neatock | 3-seed | 2015 - Colby Hall | 6-seed | 2016 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1-seed | 2017 - Bob Castrone | 1-seed | 2018 - Rich Calderon | 5-seed |
| 2019 - Rich Calderon | 1-seed | 2020 - Robio Murray | 7-seed | | | |
| I shook off a 1-3 start and a 753-point "win" in week nine to barely sneak into the playoffs as a 7-seed, but thanks to a hot streak that began in week 12, I managed to take down both the two seed and the one seed, before coming up just short of a title defense in the finals. | | | | |
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TOP SEEDS
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| 1999 - Robio Murray | 11-3* | 2000 - Rick Mullin | 11-3 | 2001 - Jason Carpenter | 11-3* | 2002 - Molly Coomer | 10-4 | 2003 - Robio Murray | 9-5 |
| 2004 - Griff Coomer | 10-4 | 2005 - Don Vozzola | 9-4 | 2006 - Richard Burrier | 10-3 | 2007 - David Hightower | 11-2 | 2008 - Molly Coomer | 10-3 |
| 2009 - Matt Neatock | 10-3* | 2010 - Robio Murray | 12-1 | 2011 - Molly Coomer | 10-3 | 2012 - Griff Coomer | 10-3 | 2013 - Robio Murray | 10-3 |
| 2014 - Bob Castrone | 10-3* | 2015 - Bob Castrone | 11-2 | 2016 - Jeff Greenblatt | 11-2 | 2017 - Bob Castrone | 12-1 | 2018 - Marc Pattini | 10-3 |
| 2019 - Rich Calderon | 12-1 | 2020 - Rich Calderon | 10-3 | | | |
| Calderon becomes just the second person to earn the top seed for two straight seasons in 2019 and 2020, going an impressive 22-4 in the regular season. However, for the second straight year, Rich's title hopes were dashed by me the Murray; this time in the semifinals. It's the sixth straight year the top seed failed to win a championship. | | | | |
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SCORING CHAMPS
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| 1999 - Robio Murray | 1,486 | 2000 - Rick Mullin | 1,478 | 2001 - Jason Carpenter | 1,558 | 2002 - Justin Acerno | 1,440 | 2003 - Robio Murray | 1,456 |
| 2004 - Colby Hall | 1,442 | 2005 - Griff Coomer | 1,488 | 2006 - Molly Coomer | 1,356 | 2007 - Don Vozzola | 1,421 | 2008 - Robio Murray | 1,464 |
| 2009 - Matt Neatock | 1,497 | 2010 - Rich Calderon | 1,443 | 2011 - Molly Coomer | 1,536 | 2012 - Eric Vozzola | 1,503 | 2013 - Robio Murray | 1,499 |
| 2014 - Bob Castrone | 1,552 | 2015 - Bob Castrone | 1,507 | 2016 - Rich Calderon | 1,532 | 2017 - Matt Neatock | 1,509 | 2018 - Colby Hall | 1,584 |
| 2019 - Robio Murray | 1,675 | 2020 - Bob Castrone | 1,541 | | | |
| For the seventh straight year and ninth out of the last ten, the leading scorer topped 1,500, although for the first time since 2017, that scoring leader didn't break the all-time scoring record. This is the third time Bob has led the league in points, which is third most in league history. His 1,541 in 2020 proved the be the fifth most ever scored in the regular season. | | | | |
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LOWEST SCORING TEAMS
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| 1999 - David Hightower | 1,032 | 2000 - Tim Thompson | 835 | 2001 - Eric Vozzola | 1,035 | 2002 - Brian Gagnon | 1,089 | 2003 - Don Vozzola | 966 |
| 2004 - Eric Vozzola | 1,110 | 2005 - Rob Masterson | 1,056 | 2006 - David Hightower | 1,046 | 2007 - Richard Burrier | 1,025 | 2008 - David Hightower | 1,017 |
| 2009 - Robio Murray | 1,062 | 2010 - Eric Vozzola | 919 | 2011 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1,109 | 2012 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1,143 | 2013 - Richard Burrier | 1,081 |
| 2014 - Robio Murray | 1,101 | 2015 - Don Vozzola | 1,109 | 2016 - Matt Neatock | 1,245 | 2017 - Marc Pattini | 1,087 | 2018 - Richard Burrier | 1,264 |
| 2019 - Colby Hall | 1,169 | 2020 - Matt Neatock | 1,140 | | | |
| For the second time in his career, Neatock earns the honor of lowest scoring team in the league. In fact, he's done it twice in the last five seasons, while winning two championships in between. Go figure. His 1,140 PPG is the lowest points per game average since Don produced 1,109 in 2015. | | | | |
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LAST PLACE TEAMS
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| 1999 - Tim Thompson, 3-11 | 2000 - Tim Thompson, 2-12 | 2001 - Justin Hanright, 4-10 | 2002 - Brian Gagnon, 3-11 | 2003 - Don Vozzola, 3-11 |
| 2004 - Matt Neatock, 5-9 | 2005 - Bob Castrone, 3-10 | 2006 - David Hightower, 1-12 | 2007 - Colby Hall, 4-9 | 2008 - Matt Neatock, 3-10 |
| 2009 - Robio Murray, 2-11 | 2010 - Eric Vozzola, 2-11 | 2011 - Eric Vozzola, 1-12 | 2012 - Jeff Greenblatt, 2-11 | 2013 - Richard Burrier, 2-11 |
| 2014 - Robio Murray, 3-10 | 2015 - Don Vozzola, 3-10 | 2016 - Matt Neatock, 2-11 | 2017 - Marc Pattini, 3-10 | 2018 - Robio Murray, 4-9 |
| 2019 - Griff Coomer, 2-11 | 2020 - Rob Masterson, 2-11 | | | |
| For the first time in his career, Masterson finished last in the standings, earning a career low two wins. He began the year with nine straight loses, which is tied for the worst start in league history and his 10-straight defeats, tied the record for the league's longest losing streak. | | | | |
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BIGGEST PLAYOFF SURPRISE
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| 1999 - Rick Mullin | 5-seed, Semis | 2000 - Griff Coomer | 4-seed, Finals | 2001 - David Hightower | 6-seed, Finals | 2002 - Rob Masterson | 7-seed, Semis | 2003 - Griff Coomer | 5-seed, Finals |
| 2004 - David Hightower | 6-seed, Semis | 2005 - Colby Hall | 7-seed, Finals | 2006 - Don Vozzola | 7-seed, Champion | 2007 - Rich Calderon | 7-seed, Finals | 2008 - Don Vozzola | 7-seed, Champion |
| 2009 - Rich Calderon | 5-seed, Semis | 2010 - Don Vozzola | 7-seed, Semis | 2011 - Bob Castron | 7-seed, Champion | 2012 - Richard Burrier | 8-seed, Semis | 2013 - Griff Coomer | 5-seed, Finals |
| 2014 - Griff Coomer | 7-seed, Semis | 2015 - Colby Hall | 6-seed, Finals | 2016 - Robio Murray | 6-seed, Semis | 2017 - Eric Vozzola | 6-seed, Semis | 2018 - Matt Neatock | 7-seed, Champion |
| 2019 - Matt Neatock | 6-seed, Semis | 2020 - Robio Murray | 7-seed, Finals | | | |
| I become the 10th seven-seed to earn this award and the seventh to reach the finals, coming up just short against five-seed, Jeff. This is the second time I've earned this award, making it to the semifinals as a 6-seed in 2016, but this is first time reaching the finals as winner of this award. | | | | |
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WORST PLAYOFF COLLAPSES
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| 1999 - David Hightower | 4-seed, Quarters | 2000 - Rick Mullin | 1-seed, Semis | 2001 - Anne Murphy | 4-seed, Quarters | 2002 - Don Vozzola | 2-seed, Quarters | 2003 - Robio Murray | 1-seed, Quarters |
| 2004- Richard Burrier | 3-seed, Quarters | 2005 - Don Vozzola | 1-seed, Quarters | 2006 - Richard Burrier | 1-seed, Quarters | 2007 - Don Vozzola | 2-seed, Quarters | 2008 - Rich Calderon | 2-seed, Quarters |
| 2009 - Jeff Greenblatt | 4-seed, Quarters | 2010 - Rich Calderon | 2-seed, Quarters | 2011 - Molly Coomer | 1-seed, Quarters | 2012 - Griff Coomer | 1-seed, Quarters | 2013 - Robio Murray | 1-seed, Semis |
| 2014 - Colby Hall | 2-seed, Quarters | 2015 - Bob Castrone | 1-seed, Semis | 2016 - Don Vozzola | 3-seed, Quarters | 2017 - Rich Calderon | 3-seed. Quarters | 2018 - Bob Castrone | 2-seed, Quarters |
| 2019 - Don Vozzola | 3-seed, Quarters | 2020 - Eric Vozzola | 2-seed, Quarters | | | |
| Eric began the year 8-1 and pulled off the kind of trade that is supposed to deliver mugs. However, a 1-3 finish put a little dent in the armor. Still, Eric finished 9-4 and earned the two-seed, finishing third in spring. Unfortunately for him, he ended up facing me, the king of the quarterfinals and lost, 1,635-1,777. This was the first time he has earned this award. | | | | |
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LUCKIEST TEAMS
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| 1999 - Chris Conway | 1,109 OPPG | 2000 - Justin Hanright | 946 OPPG | 2001 - Anne Murphy | 1,081 OPPG | 2002 - Eric Vozzola | 1,077 OPPG | 2003 - Molly Coomer | 1,060 OPPG |
| 2004 - Bob Castrone | 1,198 OPPG | 2005 - Matt Neatock | 1,145 OPPG | 2006 - Richard Burrier | 1,138 OPPG | 2007 - David Hightower | 1,146 OPPG | 2008 - Molly Coomer | 1,003 OPPG |
| 2009 - Matt Neatock | 1,099 OPPG | 2010 - Robio Murray | 1,097 OPPG | 2011 - Colby Hall | 1,206 OPPG | 2012 - Robio Murray | 1,219 OPPG | 2013 - Robio Murray | 1,218 OPPG |
| 2014 - Bob Castrone | 1,200 OPPG | 2015 - Bob Castrone | 1,204 OPPG | 2016 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1,250 OPPG | 2017 - Bob Castrone | 1,170 OPPG | 2018 - Bob Castrone | 1,355 OPPG |
| 2019 - Robio Murray | 1,187 OPPG | 2020 - Rich Calderon | 1,227 OPPG | | | |
| It took long enough, but Caldron finally got the face the easiest road to the postseason, as his opponents scored the least amount of points, averaging 1,227 points per game. The 1,227 points per contest are the third most for a team that was the luckiest. He's the 11th luckiest team to earn the top seed. | | | | |
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UNLUCKIEST TEAMS
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| 1999 - Griff Coomer | 1,293 OPPG | 2000 - Chris Conway | 1,340 OPPG | 2001 - Griff Coomer | 1,357 OPPG | 2002 - Richard Burrier | 1,405 OPPG | 2003 - Rich Calderon | 1,373 OPPG |
| 2004 - Colby Hall | 1,429 OPPG | 2005 - Eric Vozzola | 1,428 OPPG | 2006 - Eric Vozzola | 1,361 OPPG | 2007 - Griff Coomer | 1,386 OPPG | 2008 - Griff Coomer | 1,389 OPPG |
| 2009 - Robio Murray | 1,376 OPPG | 2010 - Matt Neatock | 1,322 OPPG | 2011 - Eric Vozzola | 1,453 OPPG | 2012 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1,453 OPPG | 2013 - Richard Burrier | 1,495 OPPG |
| 2014 - Jeff Greenblatt | 1,407 OPPG | 2015 - Robio Murray | 1,429 OPPG | 2016 - Molly Coomer | 1,463 OPPG | 2017 - Don Vozzola | 1,375 OPPG | 2018 - Don Vozzola | 1,498 OPPG |
| 2019 - Richard Burrier | 1,502 OPPG | 2020 - Richard Burrier | 1,456 OPPG | | | |
| For the fourth time in his career and for the second straight season, Burrier's opponents scored the most points, averaging 1,456 points per contest. It was the fifth most points a team has faced in league history. It's the 10th time a team had their foes average over 1,400. Four of those ten times were against Rich. | | | | |
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BEST SECOND HALF TURNAROUNDS
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| 1999 - Griff Coomer | 4-6 to 4-0 | 2000 - Chris Conway | 2-6 to 5-1 | 2001 - Robio Murray | 0-4 to 9-1 | 2002 - Robio Murray | 2-5 to 6-1 | 2003 - Robio Murray | 0-4 to 9-1 |
| 2004 - Richard Burrier | 2-4 to 7-1 | 2005 - Griff Coomer | 2-4 to 6-1 | 2006 - Robio Murray | 3-5 to 4-1 | 2007 - Matt Neatock | 1-4 to 6-2 | 2008 - Rich Calderon | 1-3 to 8-1 |
| 2009 - Bob Castrone | 2-5 to 6-0 | 2010 - Richard Burrier | 1-5 to 4-3 | 2011 - Colby Hall | 2-6 to 5-0 | 2012 - Rob Masterson | 1-5 to 6-1 | 2013 - Matt Neatock | 2-6 to 4-1 |
| 2014 - Richard Burrier | 2-4 to 6-1 | 2015 - Jeff Greenblatt | 2-5 to 4-2 | 2016 - Eric Vozzola | 0-4 to 6-3 | 2017 - Griff Coomer | 2-6 to 4-1 | 2018 - Don Vozzola | 2-6 to 4-1 |
| 2019 - Bob Castrone | 0-4 to 7-2 | 2020 - Colby Hall | 2-5 to 4-2 | | | |
| There was a four-way battle for best turnaround. Burrier started 0-3, but finished 7-3. But that felt like a slow start, rather than a turnaround. I started 1-3 and finished 6-3, but those three losses all came in the final month. Don went from 0-4 to 6-3, which is probably more impressive than Colby's turnaround, but since Colby made the playoffs and Don didn't, I gave it to Colby, who started 2-5, but finished 4-2. | | | | |
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WORST SECOND HALF COLLAPSES
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| 1999 - Griff Coomer | 4-6 to 4-0 | 2000 - Chris Conway | 2-6 to 5-1 | 2001 - Robio Murray | 0-4 to 9-1 | 2002 - Robio Murray | 2-5 to 6-1 | 2003 - Robio Murray | 0-4 to 9-1 |
| 2004 - Richard Burrier | 2-4 to 7-1 | 2005 - Griff Coomer | 2-4 to 6-1 | 2006 - Robio Murray | 3-5 to 4-1 | 2007 - Matt Neatock | 1-4 to 6-2 | 2008 - Rich Calderon | 1-3 to 8-1 |
| 2009 - Bob Castrone | 2-5 to 6-0 | 2010 - Richard Burrier | 1-5 to 4-3 | 2011 - Colby Hall | 2-6 to 5-0 | 2012 - Rob Masterson | 1-5 to 6-1 | 2013 - Matt Neatock | 2-6 to 4-1 |
| 2014 - Richard Burrier | 2-4 to 6-1 | 2015 - Jeff Greenblatt | 2-5 to 4-2 | 2016 - Eric Vozzola | 0-4 to 6-3 | 2017 - Griff Coomer | 2-6 to 4-1 | 2018 - Don Vozzola | 2-6 to 4-1 |
| 2019 - Bob Castrone | 0-4 to 7-2 | 2020 - Colby Hall | 2-5 to 4-2 | | | |
| There was a four-way battle for best turnaround. Burrier started 0-3, but finished 7-3. But that felt like a slow start, rather than a turnaround. I started 1-3 and finished 6-3, but those three losses all came in the final month. Don went from 0-4 to 6-3, which is probably more impressive than Colby's turnaround, but since Colby made the playoffs and Don didn't, I gave it to Colby, who started 2-5, but finished 4-2. | | | | |
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MOST SURPRISING TEAMS
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| 1999 - Rick Mullin | 2000 - Jimmy Pedrero | 2001 - Griff Coomer | 2002 - Brain Gagnon | 2003 - Rich Calderon |
| 2004 - Robio Murray | 2005 - Rob Masterson | 2006 - Griff Coomer | 2007 - Rob Masterson | 2008 - Rob Masterson |
| 2009 - Molly Coomer | 2010 - Molly Coomer | 2011 - Robio Murray | 2012 - Colby Hall | 2013 - Colby Hall |
| 2014 - Robio Murray | 2015 - Rich Calderon | 2016 - Griff Coomer | 2017 - Colby Hall | 2018 - Griff Coomer |
| 2019 - Richard Burrier | 2020 - Rob Masterson | | | |
| After five straight losing seasons, the last two as a non-playoff team, including a two-win 2019 campaign, one can't blame me for putting Burrier last in my preseason predictions. It helped my cause when he lost his first three, breaking the all-time record for longest losing streak (10 straight). Yet, the boy turned it around, winning seven of ten, earning the 6-seed. He fell in the semifinals to the eventual champ, Jeff. | | | | |
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MOST DISAPPOINTING TEAMS
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| 1999 - Rick Mullin | 2000 - Jimmy Pedrero | 2001 - Griff Coomer | 2002 - Brain Gagnon | 2003 - Rich Calderon |
| 2004 - Robio Murray | 2005 - Rob Masterson | 2006 - Griff Coomer | 2007 - Rob Masterson | 2008 - Rob Masterson |
| 2009 - Molly Coomer | 2010 - Molly Coomer | 2011 - Robio Murray | 2012 - Colby Hall | 2013 - Colby Hall |
| 2014 - Robio Murray | 2015 - Rich Calderon | 2016 - Griff Coomer | 2017 - Colby Hall | 2018 - Griff Coomer |
| 2019 - Richard Burrier | 2020 - Rob Masterson | | | |
| Masterson was picked sixth, which is fine, but expectations were higher from a guy who had not only made it to the playoffs nine straight seasons, but produced nine straight winning records, the longest in league history. Yet, when he fell in week one, we should have seen the signs on the wall. He would lose his first nine, tying a record for worst start to a season, eventually finishing with two wins and in last place for the first time in his career. | | | | |
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LEAGUE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
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| 1999 - K. Warner (Robio), 362 PPG | 2000 - J. Garcia (Rick), 322 PPG | 2001 - M. Faulk (Jason), 338 PPG | 2002 - P. Holmes (Robio), 333 PPG | 2003 - P. Holmes (Rob M), 317 PPG |
| 2004 - P. Manning (Rich B), 411 PPG | 2005 - S. Alexander (Griff), 303 PPG | 2006 - L. Tomlinson (Rich B), 366 PPG | 2007 - T. Brady (David), 433 PPG | 2008 - D. Brees (Rich C), 354 PPG |
| 2009 - C. Johnson (Bob), 305 PPG | 2010 - A. Foster (Griff), 302 PPG | 2011 - A. Rodgers (Molly), 478 PPG | 2012 - A. Peterson (Molly), 264 PPG | 2013 - P. Manning (Griff), 461 PPG |
| 2014 - D. Murray (Colby), 298 PPG | 2015 - Tom Brady (Eric), 357 PPG | 2016 - David Johnson (Griff), 357 PPG | 2017 - A. Brown (Eric), 263 PPG | 2018 - P. Mahomes (Colby), 426 PPG |
| 2019 - L. Jackson (Robio), 430 PPG | 2020 - P. Mahomes (Colby), 399 PPG | | | |
| For the second time in three years, Colby's quarterback shined above the rest, bringing home another MVP trophy. Not bad for a week two trade item. It had to be great fun to have the lifelong Chiefs' fan to have his team's quarterback leading the way. Unfortunately, Mahomes wasn't enough to bring Colby postseason success, as Colby never won a playoff game with three years of Mahomes. | | | | |
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KEEPERS OF THE YEAR
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| 1999 - No keepers | 2000 - No keepers | 2001 - No keepers | 2002 - No keepers | 2003 - No keepers |
| 2005 - Tiki Barber (Colby) | 2006 - Frank Gore (Molly) | 2006 - Frank Gore (Molly) | 2007 - Randy Moss (Matt) | 2008 - Philip Rivers (Rich B) |
| 2009 - Chris Johnson (Bob) | 2010 - Jamaal Charles (Griff) | 2011 - LeSean McCoy (Matt) | 2012 - Arian Foster (Griff) | 2013 - Peyton Manning (Griff) |
| 2014 - Andrew Luck (Rich B) | 2015 - Odell Beckham (Griff) | 2016 - David Johnson (Griff) | 2017 - Carson Wentz (Matt) | 2018 - Alvin Kamara (Don) |
| 2019 - Nick Chubb (Rich C) | 2020 - Patrick Mahomes (Colby) | | | |
| When you have the league's top quarterback and most valuable player in the ninth round, things are going to go your way. Mahomes led Colby back to the postseason by scoring 4,798 total points, 400 points per game. | | | | |
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BEST TEAM NAMES
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| 1999 - No award | 2000 - No award | 2001 - No award | 2002 - No award | 2003 - Manhattan Projects (Rich C) |
| 2004 - Quarter Pounders (Colby) | 2005 - The Ming Dynasty (Robio) | 2006 - The Caucasians (Bob) | 2007 - The Wide Stance (Matt) | 2008 - The Griffters (Grif) |
| 2009 - Otis Murray & The Knights (Jeff) | 2010 - God's Cock (Robio) | 2011 - The Dick-Taters (Rich C) | 2012 - Tebow's Before Hoes (Eric) | 2013 - Wet Brees (Rob M) |
| 2014 - Lynch Cobb (Rob M) | 2015 - Deflate My Balls (Rob M) | 2016 - Fondling Is My Forte (Rob M) | 2017 - Tucker's My Bitch (Colby) | 2018 - Kamara Sutra (Don) |
| 2019 - Freaks & Zeke (Robio) | 2020 - Total Robioland Landscaping (Bob) | | | |
| Bob wins his second Best-Team Name Award, after a midseason name change. This is Bob's second "Best Team Name" award and first since 2006. | | | | |
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