I’ll be honest: this draft was impressive—unless your name was ROB MURRAY. Truly, one of the more balanced drafts we’ve seen in a long time. It’s going to be tough to figure out who the top dogs are and who will be scrambling in the basement. The reality is, I could rank you third, or I could rank you ninth, but in the end, there won’t be much separating those teams. It’s a fine line between brilliance and mediocrity, and honestly, it’s anybody’s game.

However, this isn’t the rankings post, that’s coming tomorrow. Today, on Labor Day, I offer up the draft recap. 

DON VOZZOLA

Don—the league’s resident elder statesman, Gator-bleeding biker, and proud owner of the worst record since the iPhone 3G—rolled into this year’s draft like he rides his Schwinn: old-school, helmetless, and refusing to check the forecast. The team is a who’s who of AARP-eligible veterans, washed-up stars, and desperate handcuffs, yet somehow still has a pulse. There’s just enough upside here to make us wonder: could the old Gator finally snap his 16-year “I really suck at this” streak? 

1. Jahmyr Gibbs – RB, DET

This marks the 22nd time in 25 years Don’s opened the draft with a running back. At this point, it’s tradition—like yelling “Go Gators!” at tiki bar. Anyhow, Gibbs is explosive, but let’s be honest, Don’s praying for another Montgomery injury harder than he prayed for “It’s Raining Men” at my wedding. If Gibbs stays the primary back, this could be Don’s fourth straight All-Robio RB selection. Solid, Florida-strong pick.

2. Josh Jacobs – RB, GB (Keeper)

Jacobs is the forgotten cheesehead. While the fantasy world sleeps on him, Don scooped him up as a keeper like discounted Publix chicken wings. He’s in the prime of his career, so Gibbs/Jacobs could be a monstrous RB duo in a league where most owners treat RBs like nostalga.

3. Davante Adams – WR, LAR

Adams is aging like Florida milk in August. But hey, he’s got Matt Stafford now, which is an upgrade over whatever QB horror show the Raiders and Jets were running last couple of years. If Stafford stays healthy (big if), Adams could flirt with another 1,200-yard season.

4. DJ Moore – WR, CHI

DJ Moore looked elite with Fields in 2023, then took a step back with Caleb Williams throwing him bounce passes. If the rookie figures it out, Moore could return to form. If not, he’s just Don’s WR2 with “WR3 energy.” Still, pairing Moore and Adams gives Don a puncher’s chance at production, if these aging receivers can stay on the field.

5. Kyler Murray – QB, ARI

Is Kyler good? Debatable. Is he fast? Absolutely. Is he taller than the average high school kicker? Marginally. He’s never cracked 4,000 passing yards and tosses picks like beads at Mardi Gras. But hey, he runs, which counts double in fantasy. Not a bad pick—but don’t be shocked if Don’s already eyeing his bench warmer…

6. Dallas Goedert – TE, PHI

A tight end on the downslope of 30 with declining stats? Sounds like a Don classic. Goedert has all the potential but shares touches in an offense where Hurts is more likely to run it in or Brotherly Shove it at the goal line. Low ceiling, but he won’t goose-egg you.

7. Broncos DST – DEN

Bold pick, Vozzola. But this could actually work out. Denver has a top-tier pass rush and an improving secondary. Also: soft schedule alert. If you’re gonna take a D/ST this early, at least make it one that gets sacks and turnovers like they’re oxygen.

8. Bo Nix – QB, DEN (Keeper)

CBS has Nix ranked below Fields, which might be the worst ranking ever. Nix has the tools, the system, and the rugged good looks of a gunslinger. If Sean Payton unlocks him, Don could have a top-5 fantasy QB sitting on his bench. In fact, don’t be shocked if Nix leapfrogs Kyler by Week 3.

9. Austin Ekeler – RB, WAS

The fall from RB1 to washed third-down back is real. Unless the rookies stumble hard, Ekeler’s days as a fantasy starter are behind him. This might be Don’s wishful nostalgia pick—kind of like his “Back-to-Back SEC Champs” bumper sticker from 2008.

10. Evan Engram – TE, DEN

Another over-30 weapon with injury history? At this point, Don’s fantasy team is eligible for AARP. But don’t hate the pick—Engram has a real shot to shine under Payton if he stays healthy. High upside, low investment. Sneaky value here.

11. Craig Reynolds – RB, DET

This is technically a handcuff, but Montgomery’s the clear beneficiary if Gibbs goes down. Craig’s ceiling is “six carries and a prayer” if Gibbs gets hurt. If Don is starting him in his lineup, something has gone horribly wrong.

12. Amari Cooper – WR, LV

Amari Cooper is somehow only 31 but feels 47. Coming off a 44-catch season, he’s barely fantasy relevant unless the Raiders plan to install a time machine on offense. One last desperate swing at a veteran WR comeback.

13. Rachaad White – RB, TB

Now a backup, White’s fantasy juice is drying up fast. But for Round 13? Who cares. At least he’s still employed.

14. Christian Kirk – WR, HOU

He wasn’t terrible in Jacksonville, and now he’s battling for WR2/3 targets in Houston. Could be a steal or a nothing burger. Either way, it’s fine for a Round 14 dart throw.

15. Ka’imi Fairbairn – K, HOU

Back-to-back Texans? Who drafted this, Eric? Fairbairn is accurate and plays in a dome. That’s good enough.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Running Back Starters: Gibbs, Jacobs are studs
• Boom Potential at QB: Bo Nix is a dark horse, and Kyler offers rushing upside.
• Veteran WRs with Upside: Adams and Moore could be elite, but that’s a big “could.”

Weaknesses:

• Age Factor: Half this team needs ice baths and Life Alert. Adams, Cooper, Engram, and Goedert all have durability concerns.
• QB Uncertainty: Murray is a question mark, and Nix is fantasy unproven.
• Lack of Youth at WR: Don’s WR room might have more AARP cards than TDs.
• Lack of Depth at RB: If either Gibbs or Jacobs gets hurt, Don is fucked… and not in the fun way.

FINAL THOUGHT
Old, risky, not great depth but somehow still dangerous. Like Don himself.

GRIFF COOMER

Griff once dominated this league like a Category 5 hurricane sweeping through his living room. But since 2016, the only thing more consistent than his fantasy freefall is Florida’s hurricane season. Known for his laid-back, stoner vibes and deep belief that foosball will be an Olympic spot, Griff enters 2025 with a mix of high-risk picks, questionable logic, and just enough upside to make everyone nervous for five weeks before he inevitably trades no one and finishes 7th.

1. Justin Jefferson – WR, MIN

He wanted Jahmyr Gibbs, passed on McCaffrey, and took the arguable best WR in football. Jefferson has posted 1,400+ yards in four of five seasons, and now gets J.J. McCarthy throwing him the rock. That’s either exciting or terrifying, depending on how many edibles you’ve eaten today. Griff believes in McCarthy. I believe Griff may have been a little lit when he passed on CMC. Still—a WR1 floor is tough to argue with.

2. Kenneth Walker III – RB, SEA

A solid back in a run-first offense, but Walker’s injury history and Seattle’s love of committee backfields make this more of a “maybe” than “money.” He’s topped 1,000 yards once in three seasons. If Griff was aiming for a reliable RB1, he may need a Zach Charbonnet ACL-tear to get there.

3. Lamar Jackson – QB, BAL (Keeper)

Every year we say Lamar will run less. Every year we are wrong. He just ran for 915 yards and has a top-3 fantasy QB floor if healthy. This was Griff’s smartest decision since getting remarried and having a third kid. With Lamar, Coomer will be in every matchup, even if his RBs are doing their usual disappearing act.

4. George Pickens – WR, DAL

Pickens has averaged basically nothing in Pittsburgh but now lands in Dallas, where the offense is explosive, and attention will be focused on CeeDee Lamb. A new home, a better QB, and fewer excuses. He’s boom-or-bust, but it’s Griff—boom-or-bust is basically the brand.

5. RJ Harvey – RB, DEN

Harvey enters as a backup, which is nuts since he’s projected to be Griff’s starter. However, he’s the Broncos’ big play rookie and could slide into a Jahmyr Gibbs-lite role if Dobbins gets hurt (and let’s be honest, Dobbins gets hurt brushing his teeth). Griff is dreaming big here, and you know what? I’m not gonna kill the buzz.

6. Emeka Egbuka – WR, TB

With Godwin and McMillan out, Egbuka walks into an opportunity. Whether he walks out of it with fantasy relevance depends on whether he and Baker can vibe.

7. Zach Charbonnet – RB, SEA

Griff said he wouldn’t miss the handcuff this time, and buddy, he made sure of it. If Walker goes down, Charbonnet might be… slightly more playable. The Seattle backfield is a roulette wheel, and Griff just threw down double 00s.

8. Tucker Kraft – TE, GB

For a guy who used to start Antonio Gates in his prime, this feels like a big step down for Griff. Kraft has some upside, but nine of his 17 games last year were fantasy ghosts. If Kraft improves and becomes a weekly worthy TE, Griff will take full credit and remind you he “saw it coming in OTAs.”

9. Keon Coleman – WR, BUF

This pick is as solid as they will come. Coleman was a dud as a rookie but has a cannon-armed QB, a starting role, and elite physical tools. If he takes the leap, Griff just stole a WR1 in the 9th round. If he doesn’t, he’ll probably still be better than Pickens.

10. Rashid Shaheed – WR, NO

Before his injury, Shaheed was quietly torching defenses. The dude’s a burner. His weekly output is either 200+ yards or “Where’d he go?” Still, as a WR5 lottery ticket, this is the exact type of chaos Griff once thrived on.

11. Bhayshul Tuten – RB, JAX

Crowded backfield. No clear path. Honestly, sounds like Griff’s dating history. If Tuten gets touches, it’s because something weird happened. Which, to be fair, is Griff’s whole life philosophy.

12. Colston Loveland – TE, CHI

“Drafting backup rookie tight ends” is something. With Kmet healthy, this is just a stash and pray situation.

13. Brandon Aubrey – K, DAL

Yes, he missed 7 FGs last year. Yes, he attempted 47 of them. Griff is somehow elite at picking kickers, and Aubrey’s on a high-scoring team. Respect the brand.

14. Packers D/ST – GB

Wait, Micah Parsons is on the Packers… does Griff even know this?

15. Baker Mayfield – QB, TB (Keeper)

A true Florida Man move—keeping Baker Mayfield. There’s a 50/50 chance Baker gets traded to a team that could use a QB more than Griff does. But let’s be honest—Griff has made like two trades since Obama’s first term.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Lamar Jackson: A weekly cheat code.
• Jefferson + Coleman: Could be a lethal WR duo.
• Learning from past mistakes: Griff actually drafted a handcuff. Growth!

Weaknesses:

• RB room is a mess. Walker’s fragile, Harvey’s unproven, and Charbonnet is a handcuff.
• TEs are lottery tickets. Kraft and Loveland both need miracle breakouts.
• Bench WRs = high volatility. You might get 20 points… or 2.

FINAL THOUGHT
There’s enough talent here for a playoff run if the WRs hit and the RBs hold up. But Griff needs to actually manage the team better this year—which means lineup changes, waivers, and (gasp) maybe even a trade. If he does that? Maybe 2025 is the year the hurricane finally hits the championship again… but in a good way.

ROB MASTERSON

Rob Masterson is everything you’d want in a league champ: smart, dedicated, and in great shape—probably doing crunches while making waiver claims. But despite his fantasy football physique, Rob has never even sniffed the title game, let alone held a mug. Snakebit doesn’t begin to describe it. Cursed by fate and the Jets in equal measure, Rob is once again hoping this is the year he flexes his way into the promised land. Let’s break down the draft that might finally break the drought—or just break his heart again.

1. Nico Collins – WR, HOU

Taking Nico Collins third overall is like ordering filet mignon at a Waffle House. Bold. Maybe delicious. Maybe food poisoning. Yes, Nico’s breakout is real, but he’s missed time every season and has yet to top 1,300 yards or score double-digit TDs. For a top-3 pick—even in a keeper league—you want more than upside; you want domination. This is a swing-for-the-fences pick, and Rob better hope it’s not another pop-up.

2. Tee Higgins – WR, CIN

Back-to-back WR gambles. Higgins has all the talent, but has never turned the fantasy corner. Injuries and WR2 life behind Ja’Marr Chase have kept his ceiling low and his managers frustrated. Rob’s betting on a contract-year explosion. History suggests he’ll get 990 yards and miss 3 games.

3. Omarion Hampton – RB, LAC

This is where Rob starts cooking. Hampton is a stud with fresh legs and opportunity. The Bolts’ backfield is wide open, and if Najee Harris continues running like he’s carrying two boulders, Hampton could be the steal of the draft. Great value, great upside. Rob might’ve just landed his RB1 in Round three.

4. Courtland Sutton – WR, DEN

Sutton finally found a groove last year and looked like the WR1 Denver drafted him to be. Double-digit TDs and another 1,000-yard season seems possible with Bo Nix under center again. A safe WR2 floor with some sneaky upside, especially if the Broncos offense clicks.

5. Tony Pollard – RB, TEN

Pollard’s still fast, still versatile, and still splitting touches. But he also just posted back-to-back 1,000-yard seasons and caught 55 passes last year. With Tennessee improving offensively behind Cam Ward, Pollard could thrive in space. He’s no longer the shiny sleeper pick—but a solid RB2.

6. Travis Hunter – WR, JAC

The Swiss Army knife of fantasy picks. Hunter has the skills, speed, and swag to become a weapon in Jacksonville, especially with Brian Thomas Jr. drawing attention. The only question: will split duties tank his production?

7. Chase Brown – RB, CIN (Keeper)

Chase Brown was electric late last season and now has the backfield mostly to himself (I don’t care about Moss). He may not pass the eye test for everyone, but the Bengals believe in him, and so does Masterson. If he hits 1,500 total yards, he could be a true RB1—and the best value on Rob’s roster.

8. Chris Godwin – WR, TB

Out until October, Godwin’s more “hope and stash” than “plug and play.” It’s hard to count on a guy recovering from major injury midseason. Expect a waiver wire goodbye if he doesn’t show up looking 100% (when he does show up).

9. Caleb Williams – QB, CHI

Caleb didn’t look NFL-ready last year, but Ben Johnson is the QB whisperer, and he’s got legit weapons. If Williams puts it together, Rob’s got a future top-10 QB. If not, well… he still has C.J. Stroud waiting in the wings. Smart upside shot.

10. Bills D/ST – BUF

The Bills get the AFC East’s two most dysfunctional offenses (Jets & Patriots) twice a year. That alone makes them worth a draft pick. Outside of a few tough matchups, this D should feast. Solid, safe selection.

11. Braelon Allen – RB, NYJ

Rob, the resident Jets addict, must see something in Allen that we don’t. The numbers weren’t there, but blame the offensive line—or Breece Hall being too good to take off the field. A depth stash, but don’t expect weekly starts unless Hall tears a body party.

12. Jayden Higgins – WR, HOU

Two Higgins. One roster. One extremely confusing Sunday morning. Jayden’s a late-round flier who could see opportunity if the Texans deal with injuries again. A low-risk, “why not?” pick this late.

13. C.J. Stroud – QB, HOU

Fantastic depth. Stroud had a sophomore slump but still oozes talent. If the Texans stay healthy and bounce back, Stroud could easily leapfrog Caleb and be Rob’s starter by Week 4. Love the insurance here.

14. Harrison Butker – K, KC

Chiefs kickers are always a trap. Butker doesn’t get enough FG chances, and unless they outlaw touchdowns, nothing’s changing. Also… yeah, he gives off “Facebook uncle energy.”

15. T.J. Hockenson – TE, MIN (Keeper)

One of Rob’s few no-brainers. Hockenson is back, healthy, and has a first-year starting QB who will love dumping it off. A top-5 finish at TE is well within reach. Great keeper, especially at the price.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Youth & Upside: Hampton, Chase Brown, Caleb could all blow up.
• RB Depth: Sneaky strong stable of backs with clear paths to production.
• Balanced Starters: No glaring positional holes—if everyone stays healthy.

Weaknesses:

• High-Risk WR Core: Collins, Higgins, and Godwin all come with big injury/dud potential.
• Unproven QB Play: Caleb is a question mark; Stroud needs a bounce-back.
• No Alpha Star: Feels like a lot of good players, but not one dominant game-changer.

FINAL THOUGHT
Rob hated his team after the draft, but after looking it over, I don’t agree. Solid roster construction, strong depth, and a few breakout candidates. If Rob finally gets some injury luck and his WRs stay upright, this could be the team that gets him over the hump. But if the fantasy gods remain cruel, well… the gym will still be open in December.

ERIC VOZZOLA

Eric’s fantasy football track record has been… let’s say “eventful.” Every year, we see potential, but it’s always overshadowed by… well, just enough bad luck-bad decisions to keep him battling only for the 8-seed. But that doesn’t stop him from trying again. In the 2025 draft, Eric aimed to build a competitive squad, though it’s still unclear whether this will be the year the stars align or just another chapter in his saga of “At least I’m not my dad.”

1. Ashton Jeanty – RB, LV

Robust first-round rookie RBs don’t come around often, but Jeanty is poised to break that mold. In a backfield devoid of competition and with no real passing game to speak of, Jeanty should get all the volume. Sure, there’s a risk when you’re relying on a Raider to carry your squad, but at least volume is something. If he stays healthy, Eric could be looking at a 300-carry, 1,400-yard season. Or… he could be staring down a lot of 2-yard rushes in the wrong game scripts. It’s a gamble, but in a world where fantasy success often depends on touches, Jeanty’s the safest bet in the Raiders’ offense.

2. CeeDee Lamb – WR, DAL (Keeper)

Lamb’s a solid pick, but the hype has worn off a bit since his 1,700-yard All-Robio performance two seasons ago. While Dak and the Cowboys offense are a consistent threat, Lamb’s ceiling is somewhat tethered to Prescott’s ability to stay upright and avoid being a human turnover machine. Sure, Pickens is a nice addition across from him, but there’s still a lot of uncertainty in Big D. The talent is there, but CeeDee might be more of a “good WR1” than a “game-changer.”

3. Alvin Kamara – RB, NO

Alvin Kamara is a tale of two seasons. The first half of 2024 was vintage AK, with some solid yards and a steady stream of receptions. The second half? Yikes. Kamara slowed down and looked more like a man who’d been running for too many years in a row. At 29, his tank’s not empty, but it’s definitely sputtering. Can he deliver consistent RB2 numbers? Possibly. But Eric might want to keep his fingers crossed that Kamara doesn’t hit the RB wall in November.

4. Patrick Mahomes – QB, KC

A fourth-round Mahomes pick? Eric clearly believes in magic. While Mahomes isn’t the top dog in fantasy QBs anymore (he finished 11th last season), he’s still Patrick Freaking Mahomes. The Chiefs have shuffled their weapons a bit, but with Travis Kelce still around and some promising young receivers, it’s not outrageous to think Mahomes can return to top form. With a little luck, Mahomes could again be the QB that leads Eric to victory. But this is a risky pick, as Mahomes isn’t nearly as much of a positional advantage as he used to be.

5. Zay Flowers – WR, BAL

Eric must be hoping for an offensive breakthrough in Baltimore. Flowers has shown flashes but is still battling to be the top dog in a run-heavy offense. At least his yardage increased last year, but with Lamar’s legs doing most of the work, it’s hard to see Flowers turning into a fantasy superstar. He could easily be a steady WR2 with some big-game potential, but it’s hard to imagine him taking the leap into elite.

6. Jaylen Waddle – WR, MIA

The Waddle stock was low last year after injuries and inconsistent play. Still, two years ago, he was averaging 18.1 yards per catch. Can Tua stay healthy? Can defenses focus on Tyreek Hill and leave Waddle some space? That’s Eric’s hope. But the sad truth is, Jaylen will likely remain a boom-or-bust WR2 unless we see a full return to form from both him and the Dolphins’ offense. The ceiling is there, but the floor is living on Eric’s bench all season.

7. Ravens D/ST – BAL

After the Ravens’ disappointing 25th-place finish last year, Eric’s hope is that new draft picks and defensive improvements will help Baltimore lock up those turnover-heavy fantasy points. Unfortunately, the early season schedule is brutal — Bills, Chiefs, and Lions? Not pretty. These guys might be more of a streamer option than a weekly starter to begin the year.

8. J.K. Dobbins – RB, DEN

Dobbins was once a breakout darling, and while he posted a solid 1,000-yard season, Denver’s backfield is now a timeshare with R.J. Harvey. We all know the fantasy nightmare of splitting touches—and it’s hard to see Dobbins making a true leap without an injury to the rookie. If he carves out a meaningful role, great—but Eric shouldn’t expect 20-touch games every week.

9. Jameson Williams – WR, DET (Keeper)

Jameson Williams is an intriguing option if he can stay healthy. He finished last year with over 1,000 yards in just 15 games, so there’s potential for a breakout in 2025. However, with Amon-Ra St. Brown still dominating the target share, Williams may need a big role shift to become the true WR1 in Detroit.

10. Kyle Pitts – TE, ATL

Kyle Pitts was supposed to be the next great tight end—except he’s been more next great disappointment. With just 10 touchdowns in four seasons, Pitts has turned fantasy managers’ dreams into nightmares. Maybe Atlanta’s “focus on the tight end” promises will come true, but Eric shouldn’t hold his breath. The 10th round might be the only place where this pick doesn’t feel like an overreach.

11. Stefon Diggs – WR, NE

The 31-year-old Diggs is clearly on the decline, so the days of him being an elite WR1 are over. He could be a nice “name” to have in the lineup—but don’t be shocked if he’s on the waiver wire by Week 5.

12. Jerome Ford – RB, CLE

Ford starts the season atop the Cleveland depth chart, but the Browns just loaded up on running backs in the draft, so it’s tough to believe in him as a lead back for long. This feels like a temporary situation at best, and committee backfields rarely work out in fantasy unless you’re getting all the goal-line work. He could get some early season run, but I wouldn’t bank on it lasting.

13. Joe Mixon – RB, HOU

Mixon’s days as a starting fantasy back are numbered. With injury-prone tendencies and a declining role in the Texans’ offense, his stint on Eric’s roster may be short-lived—especially with the constant whispers of him being replaced by Chubb. If nothing else, it’s a reminder that Eric might just be drafting off of name value this late in the draft.

14. Matt Gay – K, WAS

Wait, Eric doesn’t take the first kicker? What is this madness? But Gay has been a consistent contributor for the last two seasons, and in Washington’s offense, he’ll probably get a decent amount of opportunities. He’s attempted 30+ field goals in each of the last two seasons, including 22 from 50+ yards.

15. Brenton Strange – TE, JAC

If I’m being honest, I have no clue who this is.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• High-Volume Players: Jeanty and Kamara should get plenty of touches.
• Keeper Value: Jameson Williams and CeeDee Lamb will continue to give Eric solid long-term value.
• Potential Boom WRs: Zay Flowers and Waddle could bounce back in a big way.

Weaknesses:

• Aging Talent: Kamara, Diggs, Ford and Mixon all feel like they’re on the wrong side of their prime.
• QB-TE Depth: Mahomes might not be as invincible as he once was, and Pitts is a ticking time bomb.
• Injury Prone Players: Waddle, Kamara, and Diggs all have question marks.

FINAL THOUGHT
Eric took a risk-heavy approach this year—looking for upside and hoping some of his aging stars can defy father time. There are some potential gems in Jeanty, Waddle, and Mahomes, but the team is full of aging veterans with question marks. If a couple of things go right, he could finally break through and make a deep playoff run. But… if he gets unlucky again, this roster could easily fall apart.

BOB CASTRONE

Bob Castrone, the former dynasty king turned struggling contender, is back at it in 2025, hoping to reclaim his throne and silence the whispers that he’s lost his fantasy fastball. A decorated champ with four titles to his name, Bob hasn’t sniffed the promised land in years—but this draft shows glimpses of that old-school brilliance we once feared.

1. Christian McCaffrey – RB, SF

Yes, McCaffrey’s injury history is concerning, but when healthy, he’s a league-winner. Three-down usage, goal-line work, and the ability to catch 70+ balls make him feel like he’s playing Madden on rookie mode. If he plays 14+ games, this pick will look brilliant.

2. A.J. Brown – WR, PHI

Bob pairs CMC with a certified alpha WR. Brown has a touchy hamstring and a QB who sometimes forgets how to throw to him in December, but when he’s rolling, he’s uncoverable (is that a word?). Already he has two 1,400-yard seasons under his belt, and even a “down” year in 2024 saw 1,000+ yards and 7 TDs in limited action. Great value here.

3. Terry McLaurin – WR, WAS

The most WR2 WR of all time. McLaurin is reliable, efficient, and allergic to fantasy blowups. He quietly put up 13 TDs last year—more than his combined total from 2021–2023. If the second-year QB in Washington can continue to sling it, and not more often to Deebo, Terry might finally live up to his long-hyped upside.

4. Sam LaPorta – TE, DET

Sophomore slump alert! LaPorta regressed across the board last year, but that rookie campaign wasn’t a fluke. If he rebounds in year three and becomes Jared Goff’s security blanket again, this could be one of the better TE picks of the draft. Still, Round 4 felt a bit rich.

5. David Montgomery – RB, DET

A rock-solid RB2. He won’t wow anyone, but he scores touchdowns like it’s his job (because it is). As long as the Lions stay committed to the run and keep the committee split, Monty will put up steady numbers. Think 10 TDs and 1,000 yards… and absolutely no breakaway runs.

6. Kaleb Johnson – RB, PIT

A pure upside rookie pick. Johnson is behind Warren and Gainwell, but neither guy screams “lead back.” Bob can afford to stash him and wait, but a three-headed RB committee in Pittsburgh isn’t exactly an exciting prospect.

7. Jayden Daniels – QB, WAS (Keeper)

A phenomenal keeper. Daniels is the kind of dual-threat stud who can win you weeks on his own. He could realistically be the QB1 by year’s end with 4,000+ passing and 800+ rushing. The kind of late-round steal Bob used to build dynasties on.

8. Nick Chubb – RB, HOU

A sentimental pick or a genius stash? Chubb looked cooked last year, but maybe, maybe, another offseason removed from injury brings back the vintage version. It’s a long shot, but in Round 8, Bob can afford to dream.

9. Jayden Reed – WR, GB

Reed is electric when he’s on, but wildly inconsistent. He’s the human embodiment of “boom-or-bust.” Six weeks of irrelevance, then one week of 35 points. A bye-week flyer you don’t want to rely on but will occasionally win you a matchup.

10. Jaxon Smith-Njigba – WR, SEA (Keeper)

Great keeper. With Metcalf gone, the WR1 spot is his to lose. JSN has WR2 upside with a WR1 ceiling if Darold can stay upright.

11. Darnell Mooney – WR, ATL

Mooney has re-emerged as a viable fantasy depth piece, but unless injuries strike Bob’s WRs, Mooney’s role will be “clipboard holder.” A respectable bench stash, but he won’t win you a week.

12. Chargers DST – LAC

The Chargers were sneaky good last year, but defensive scoring is volatile. Still, if they keep forcing turnovers and their offense plays ground-it-out football, they’ll be in the top-tier mix again.

13. Isaac Guerendo – RB, SF

The true CMC handcuff? Maybe. Guerendo has juice, but Brian Robinson is in the mix too. If CMC misses time, Bob might find himself scrambling to the waiver wire unless this pick pans out.

14. Michael Penix Jr. – QB, ATL

Backup insurance. Penix won’t start unless Daniels gets injured or regresses. Still, not a bad decision to grab a guy will a decent ceiling this late in the draft.

15. Evan McPherson – K, CIN

A high-floor kicker on a high-octane offense. He may not lead the league in attempts, but he’s consistent, accurate, and has big leg range. No complaints here.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Elite Core: McCaffrey, A.J. Brown, LaPorta, and Daniels form a high-upside nucleus.
• Smart Keepers: JSN and Daniels provide insane value for where Bob kept them.
• Positional Balance: Bob didn’t panic at any position, building a well-rounded roster.

Weaknesses:

• RB Depth is Shaky: Monty’s fine, but beyond that, there’s a lot of “maybe” guys.
• Wide Receiver Consistency: Behind Brown, McLaurin, and JSN, it gets murky fast.
• Age & Injury Risks: McCaffrey, Chubb, and Brown have all missed time. Could be a fragile roster.

FINAL THOUGHT
Bob’s draft is smart, calculated, and full of bounce-back potential. If McCaffrey stays upright and his young stars take a leap, this could easily be the best squad in fantasy. He may not be the fantasy wrecking ball he once was—but this draft proves Castrone still knows how to build a winner. Maybe title number five is just one healthy McCaffrey season away.

RICHARD BURRIER

Richard Burrier is the fantasy football equivalent of a solar eclipse: glorious in 2002, and we’ve been waiting for another sighting ever since. The Patriots-loving, Mets-suffering, Unabomber-channeling mystery man of our league has once again assembled a team that teeters between brilliance and bewilderment.

1. Ja’Marr Chase – WR, CIN (Keeper)

Last year, Chase went full Superman with over 1,700 yards and 17 TDs. But only one WR in NFL history—Megatron—has posted back-to-back 1,600-yard seasons. So is regression coming? Maybe. But even a “down” year for Chase is still a fantasy WR1. As a keeper, this is an anchor.

2. James Conner – RB, ARI

We’ve been shoveling dirt on Conner’s fantasy grave for half a decade, but he just keeps dragging his creaky knees to 1,000-yard seasons. Still, he’s finished as a top-15 RB just twice in the last five years. Solid? Yes. Sexy? Not even a little.

3. Mike Evans – WR, TB

Every year we say, “This is the year Mike Evans slows down.” And every year, he drops another 1,100 yards and 10 TDs. He’s 32 now, but he’s also the only WR in NFL history with 10 straight 1,000-yard seasons. Don’t overthink it—just start him and enjoy the ride until the wheels fall off.

4. D’Andre Swift – RB, CHI

Swift was the best back in football for about four weeks last year… and then turned back into a pumpkin. Still, he remains the top dog in Chicago and now gets Ben Johnson’s creative offense. If he can stay healthy—and that’s a 50/50 coin flip—this could be a sneaky RB2 win.

5. Brock Purdy – QB, SF

Brock is a fantasy championship king—earning back-to-back championship starting for Colby and then Michael (last season). He’s now QB1 for Burrier, and while he doesn’t have a massive ceiling, he has the weapons, the efficiency, and the history of delivering when it matters.

6. Deebo Samuel – WR, WAS

New team, new hope. Deebo reunites with an offensive guru and gets to work alongside a legit QB (Daniels) and a WR1 on the opposite side. This is a potential steal if he stays upright, which historically, is a massive if.

7. Jordan Mason – RB, MIN

He’s technically the Aaron Jones handcuff, but let’s be real—he might just be the better back. Unfortunately, unless Jones gets banged up (very possible), Mason is mostly a speculative stash.

8. Ollie Gordon II – RB, MIA

He could start Week 1, or he could be dropped by Week 3. Welcome to the Miami backfield. If Achane isn’t 100%, Gordon could be gold. If Achane is back, this is just wishful thinking in pads.

9. Rashod Bateman – WR, BAL

Burrier drafting Bateman is like drafting a scratch-off ticket that’s already halfway scraped. He scored 9 touchdowns last year, which is cool, but had just three decent games. Don’t expect much more than WR4 purgatory.

10. Jauan Jennings – WR, SF

Jennings nearly broke out last season with 975 yards, and now with Deebo gone, he could step into a bigger role. If he clicks with Purdy, this could be one of the sneakiest picks of the entire draft. The talent is there.

11. Brock Bowers – TE, LV (Keeper)

Last year’s breakout tight end and future dynasty stud. Bowers is a beast, and even with Geno throwing him the ball, he should see plenty of volume. 112 catches for nearly 1,200 yards as a rookie? That’s Travis Kelce-level production. Great keeper.

12. Trey Benson – RB, ARI

Smart insurance behind Conner. If Conner finally breaks down like the rest of us expect every season, Benson could walk into a lead role. Nice forward-thinking pick by Burrier—who knew he had it in him?

13. Chiefs DST

Bend, don’t break. That’s the Chiefs’ fantasy motto. They won’t win you a week, but they won’t lose you one either. Top-12 finish last year with minimal hype. Can’t argue with the value this late.

14. Chase McLaughlin – K, TB

McLaughlin is a certified leg. He’s hit 15-of-18 from 50+ yards over the past two seasons and is a rare kicker that actually adds points instead of just existing.

15. Hunter Henry – TE, NE

A deeply emotional Patriots pick. There’s no other reason. At this point, Henry’s role in the Pats offense is the fantasy equivalent of rewatching The Departed and hoping for a different ending.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Studs at Key Positions: Chase, Bowers, and Evans are high-end starters.
• Depth at WR: Deebo, Jennings, and even Bateman offer weekly upside.
• Upside Running Backs: Swift, Benson, and Gordon could all hit in the right scenario.

Weaknesses:

• RB Risk: Conner’s on borrowed time, and Swift is held together by duct tape.
• QB Ceiling: Purdy is steady, but can he carry another team with this receiving core?
• Injury Concerns: This roster has a lot of “if healthy” guys… and that’s never comforting.

FINAL THOUGHT
This isn’t the flashiest team, but it has the bones of a playoff contender. Burrier’s drafted better than he has in years—and that’s not just faint praise. If the RBs hold up and Bowers delivers again like Kelce 2.0, this team could make noise. Is this the year the 23-year title drought ends? Let’s not get carried away… but it’s definitely less of a longshot than usual.

ROBIO MURRAY

As our fearless commissioner, I walked into the draft room equal parts authoritative and tragically optimistic. Despite my championship track record, I drafted like Jerry Jones on meth this season, deciding to draft a squad that will be stacked in the fall of 2029.

1. Bijan Robinson – RB, ATL (Keeper)

Bijan was electric last year: 1,900 yards, 15 touchdowns, and a true fantasy RB1. The keeper value is fine—though losing two road-grading linemen might knock him down a peg. Still, even 85% of last year’s Bijan is better than what most teams have.

2. Puka Nacua – WR, LAR

Certified baller. If he had stayed healthy, he was headed for back-to-back 1,500-yard seasons. The Rams offense remains intact, and Stafford still loves him like he’s a long-lost Kupp twin. Easily could finish top-5 at WR.

3. TreVeyon Henderson – RB, NE

A reach? Probably. But if you squint hard enough (and ignore Rhamondre Stevenson’s contract), you can see a world where Henderson takes over the Patriots backfield. Big “wait and see” vibes. Unfortunately I can’t wait… he’s starting day one for me. 

4. Ricky Pearsall – WR, SF

This pick was made with all the confidence of a man who forgot to queue backups. Admitted panic pick? Check. Not even starting in Week 1? Check. But here’s the wild part: Pearsall could still pay off. With Aiyuk banged up and Deebo gone, Pearsall might fall into relevance by accident.

5. Calvin Ridley – WR, TEN

Ridley’s no longer “the next big thing,” but he might be “a solid WR2 thing.” If Cam Ward delivers, Ridley could flirt with 1,300 for the first time. Low-risk, medium-reward pick for a WR room that badly needed stability.

6. Jacory Croskey-Merritt – RB, WAS

More rookie RB picks? We’re living dangerously now. Croskey-Merritt looks like the best back in Washington, but the offense doesn’t promise many scoring chances. He’s the kind of guy you start in Week 6 when your team is 2-3 and your RB2 has a hamstring issue.

7. Dak Prescott – QB, DAL

You hate the Cowboys. Hell, I hate the Cowboys a little now, but I love the fantasy numbers. Dak is both a turnover machine and a fantasy darling—he’ll throw for 4,500+ yards and 30+ touchdowns, but he might also fumble twice and take five sacks in the process. I could do worse. 

8. Matthew Golden – WR, GB

Rookie #3. Golden has a Brian Thomas Jr.-style ceiling, which is nice. The problem is the ladder to that ceiling is missing a few rungs. Long-term stash, but not sure he’s a contributor in 2025.

9. Tyler Warren – TE, IND

Rookie #4—and my starting tight end. Good size (6’6″), but paired with a questionable QB. This is a “hope for red zone targets” situation, not a breakout pick. At least I didn’t spend a premium pick on him.

10. Jared Goff – QB, DET

An insurance policy with real upside. Goff finished top-10 last year and the offense is still humming. If Dak falters, Goff is more than capable of taking over—and might be safer anyway. Nice value here.

11. Tyler Allgeier – RB, ATL (Keeper)

One of the best insurance RBs in the game. If Bijan goes down, Allgeier becomes an instant plug-and-play RB2. Smart, safe stash.

12. Jaydon Blue – RB, DAL

The Cowboys’ backfield is a dumpster fire, so why not throw another log on the pile? Blue is far from a sure thing, but so are all the other RBs in Dallas. Could fall into a committee role with two castoffs, Williams and Sanders.

13. Drake Maye – QB, NE

The third quarterback on my team, and the second Patriot, which is a first for me. Maye wasn’t terrible as a rookie, but he’ll need to make a real leap in Year 2 to become startable. At best, he’s a late-season stash. At worst, he’s droppable by Week 3.

14. Giants DST – NYG

Sneaky-good pick. The Giants have six divisional games against good offenses, but a soft non-conference slate. If I can stomach the Eagles/Cowboys games, they could serve as a solid streaming defense.

15. Tyler Bass – K, BUF

Strong-legged, accurate, reliable—and yet, annoying in fantasy. Buffalo scores too many touchdowns, which means more extra points than field goals. But I’ll take the stability.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• Top-Tier Duo: Bijan and Puka are elite cornerstone players. That’s a great starting point.
• QB Depth: Between Dak, Goff, and a Drake Maye stash, I should be covered.
• Handcuff Awareness: Smart to keep Allgeier for insurance.

Weaknesses:

• Rookie Overload: I drafted four rookies in my top nine picks. That’s a dicey way to build consistency.
• Panic Picks: Pearsall, Croskey-Merritt, and Golden all scream “I missed my target.”
• Unproven WR Core: Outside of Nacua, I’m relying on Ridley, a panic pick, and a flyer.

FINAL THOUGHT
There’s upside here—but it’s buried under a pile of rookies and panic picks. If just two of the four rookies hit, this team could be frisky. If not? I might be leaning heavily on the waiver wire. 

RICH CALDERON

Rich Calderon might not talk a big game, but he consistently plays one. Year after year, he drafts like a man with a lot of free time to research and manages his roster with the precision of a neurosurgeon. Rich hasn’t won it all lately, but he’s always a top-tier threat. His draft style leans on substance over sizzle, and this year he enters with the reigning league MVP in tow and a roster with potential to make some serious noise.

1. Saquon Barkley – RB, PHI (Keeper)

Last year’s league MVP and absolute fantasy monster. Barkley torched defenses for 2,100 total yards and proved that, when healthy, he’s the best back in football by a long mile. Yes, his health is always a concern, but when you get a guy who can carry your team to the playoffs solo, you keep him. No notes. Perfect keeper.

2. James Cook – RB, BUF

Cook is one of the most efficient backs in football—4.7+ yards per carry in all three seasons. His issue isn’t talent, it’s volume. Last year he somehow finished as a top-10 back on just 207 carries, mostly thanks to 18 touchdowns. If the Bills ever stop treating him like a side dish, he might join Barkley in RB1 land permanently.

3. George Kittle – TE, SF

Kittle might not be human (when healthy). He has back-to-back 1,000-yard seasons and he should be Purdy’s favorite read in a beat-up offense. You worry about durability, but not the production. A great anchor for the tight end spot—Calderon snagged him just before he got stolen elsewhere.

4. Garrett Wilson – WR, NYJ

Wilson has elite talent and three straight 1,000-yard seasons—but never a truly dominant one. Why? Because his quarterbacks have ranged from washed to worse. This year he gets… Justin Fields’ ghost. Calderon is betting on Wilson’s talent to rise above another meh QB situation. Fun fact: After I took Henderson in round three, the next two players I had penciled in for me in the fourth round were Kittle and Wilson, who were both gone when I picked next. Thanks, Calderon. 

5. DeVonta Smith – WR, PHI

Smith is reliable when healthy but has never taken that WR1 leap. He lives in WR2 purgatory and his recent injury history doesn’t help. Still, he’s smooth, gets open, and in a pass-heavy offense like Philly, he’ll get his chances.

6. Jaylen Warren – RB, PIT

Najee Harris is finally out of the way… and then boom, Kaleb Johnson enters stage left. Warren’s production is undeniable (4.8 YPC), but the Steelers remain obsessed with committees. A bye week-friendly back who always leaves you wanting just a bit more.

7. Rashee Rice – WR, KC

This is either a home run or a head-slap. Rice is suspended for six games and coming off a bad injury, but pre-ACL meltdown, he was pacing for 100+ catches and 1,300 yards last year. If he returns to form, Rich may have snagged a top-12 WR in the 7th. Huge upside, but very stash-dependent.

8. Travis Etienne – RB, JAC

Etienne was “meh” last year, which is unfortunate because fantasy players keep hoping he turns into Alvin Kamara 2.0. Jacksonville’s backfield is a mess, and Etienne is in a full-on committee now. A bench-and-pray kind of pick.

9. Ray Davis – RB, BUF

Clear handcuff to Cook. Smart insurance, not sexy.

10. Michael Pittman – WR, IND

Pittman’s trajectory is basically “elevator stuck between floors.” The drop from 156 to 111 targets last year and just 18 TDs across five years tells you everything. He’s safe, he’s boring, and he’s WR4 depth.

11. Justin Herbert – QB, LAC

Herbert’s 2022 was elite. Since then? Not so much. He’s dropped to QB9, QB9, and QB16 in the last three years. Calderon’s trusting that a fresh offensive scheme can resuscitate his numbers, but Herbert hasn’t looked like a fantasy stud in a while.

12. Brandon Aiyuk – WR, SF

Out for the first four games still covering from a torn ACL and MCL, this is a redshirt pick if we’ve ever seen one. He might be fantasy-relevant in November… or not at all. Stash-and-see.

13. Panthers DST – CAR

Why draft last year’s worst defense? Matchups. They start with Jaguars, Cardinals, Falcons, and Patriots. That’s like facing four paper bags with legs. A streaming play that could pay off short term.

14. Eagles DST – PHI (Keeper)

Philadelphia’s defense turned up late last season, and they’ve reloaded. If the pass rush clicks, they’re back in the top-five conversation. Good keep.

15. Wil Lutz – K, DEN

Lutz is dependable, but you wish Denver let him kick from deeper. Just eight 50+ yarders in two seasons. Still—safe, steady, and won’t lose you weeks.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• RB Depth is Elite: Barkley, Cook and Warren give Rich one of the better RB rooms in the league.
• TE Locked Down: Kittle is a difference-maker at a thin position.
• Smart Stashes: Rice, Aiyuk, and Ray Davis give him long-term upside.

Weaknesses:

• WR Uncertainty: Wilson, Smith, and Pittman all have talent, but each comes with question marks—bad QBs, injuries, or disappearing acts.
• QB is Mid: Herbert has the name, but not the numbers lately.
• Committee Problems: Etienne and Warren could be frustrating platoon backs.

FINAL THOUGHT
Calderon did what Calderon does: drafted a balanced, no-fluff team that should make the playoffs if key players stay healthy. If Rice and Aiyuk come back strong, this could be the deepest team in the league. If not, he’ll need his RBs to carry the load.

COLBY HALL

If anyone needed a reminder that Colby Hall is still riding high from his recent back-to-back championships, look no further than this draft—where he picked like a man who’s never known humility. As a Chiefs fan, Colby is used to winning on Sundays and avoiding accountability on Mondays. This year’s draft started strong, got a little weird in the middle, and by the end… well, let’s just say a few of his picks felt like he might’ve been live-blogging a Senate hearing while trying to remember who Cam Skattebo is. 

1. Jonathan Taylor, RB | IND

Colby kicked off the draft with a vintage RB1 who feels like he’s been both 24 years old and “trying to bounce back” for the past three seasons. If the Colts ever figure out how to run their offense through Taylor again, he could be a league-winner. Again. 

2. Josh Allen – QB, BUF (Keeper)

The cannon-armed QB who delivers both points and panic. He’s fearless, erratic, and probably about to run someone over. Still, locking him down in the 2nd is elite value. Great keep.

3. Breece Hall – RB, NYJ

This pick screams upside… and also trauma. The Jets still have a quarterback issue again, which has killed their running game the past couple of seasons. Hall is a big-play machine with RB1 potential, but the coaching staff is already talking timeshare with Allen. 

4. Tyreek Hill – WR, MIA

Question, is the Cheetah still elite, still terrifying? Hard to know. Somehow he’s only 30 even though he’s felt like a fantasy staple since Bush was in office. You can never hate the value here—even if you’re a man of principle and Hill is… not.

5. Aaron Jones – RB, MIN

Last year he was on a new team, with a new scheme, playing on the same aging hamstrings, yet he produced again. Jones is a classic “I swear he’s still got juice” pick, and maybe he does… until Week 6 when he mysteriously disappears with a “soft tissue thing.” Not a bad backup at all. In fact, I can see him starting over Hall this year. 

6. Mark Andrews – TE, BAL

When healthy, Andrews was once one of the few tight ends who could win a week outright. When unhealthy, he becomes a reminder of why drafting tight ends before Round 7 feels like paying full price at a sketchy mattress store.

7. Rome Odunze – WR, CHI

Colby flexing his scouting muscles here, grabbing a sneaky sleeper—but plays for the Bears. The Bears. If Odunze thrives, it’ll be a miracle. If he flops, well, that’s just Bears football.

8. Jordan Addison – WR, MIN

Addison looked much better the year before when Jefferson was out, showed some flashes last season, but right when you think he’s about to hit the “WR1” easy button, he gets suspended for four games. Still, a solid “wait-and-stash” wideout. 

9. Ladd McConkey – WR, LAC (Keeper)

A great value keeper with a name that sounds like an SEC defensive coordinator from 1982. Ladd is sneaky good, and with Justin Herbert tossing the rock to him for a second season, he could become a legit WR1 this year. 

10. Cam Skattebo – RB, NYG

Cam’s a physical, productive back who could rise if the Giants’ backfield gets banged up. Which it will. It always does.

11. Khalil Shakir – WR, BUF

He actually led the Bills in receiving last year, but he also only lead with 821 yards, which seems off when you consider how many yards Allen throws for. Coleman is expected to take over the roll of top receiver, but that could actually open things up for the new $50 million receiver. 

12. Brian Robinson Jr. – RB, SF

Colby drafts a San Francisco handcuff one year too late. If CMC goes down and Robinson gets the touches, the 49ers offense is a fever dream, so who knows.

13. Lions DST – DET

Sneaky good defense with a nasty front seven. I really wanted them for my next pick. Before all the injuries last season, they were a top-8 unit. 

14. Cameron Dicker – K, LAC

“Dicker the Kicker” is still funny. Also, he’s reliable and kicks indoors. 10/10 fantasy logic.

15. Tyjae Spears – RB, TEN

He was once Derrick Henry’s backup. Now he’s Tony Pollard’s backup. The life of a handcuff is hard. 

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• RB Depth: JT, Breece, Hill, Jones, Tyjae, and Skattebo? That’s enough ground game to open a Chipotle franchise.
• High-Upside WR Group: Hill was once the best, and if Odunze or Addison pop, this team is nasty.
• Balanced Roster Construction: Every position is accounted for with little dead weight. Classic champion behavior.

Weaknesses:

• Youth Roulette: Odunze, Skattebo, Addison, Ladd—if even two of these guys hit, Colby looks like a genius. If they don’t? That depth gets thin fast.
• Injury Exposure: Taylor, Andrews, Jones—all have injury histories that read like a WebMD symptom page.
• Chiefs Fan Energy: Unrelated to fantasy, but worth noting that smug optimism can be contagious and toxic to league morale.

FINAL THOUGHT
The talent is undeniable. This team has championship DNA. If the young guys click and the RBs stay upright, Colby might be looking at his third ring in four years. If not, well… there’s always lunch with Tucker. 

MATT NEATOCK

Matt Neatock walks into every draft like he’s been hand-chosen by the fantasy gods — a four-time champion who treats early-round picks like appetizers and insists his real meal is coming in the 9th. It’s a bold strategy, and sometimes it works… and sometimes he drafts half a roster that looks like the waiver wire by Week 3.

This year’s draft was quintessential Neatock. It opened with confidence, dipped into some head-scratching reaches, and then (true to form) found value late that could actually flip the script. He leaned into some risk, took a few big-name swings, and of course, grabbed two Eagles, because fanboy behavior is undefeated.

1. Derrick Henry – RB, BAL (Keeper)

The King loved roaming in Baltimore last year, and while the wear on the tires is real, he’s still a freight train. As a keeper, he’s solid, if not spectacular. Neatock’s basically betting on one more year before the wheels fall off and we see him doing Old Spice commercials full-time.

2. Jalen Hurts – QB, PHI

With this pick, Matt is already guaranteed to roll with three starters from last year. A homer pick? Of course. A brilliant one? Also yes. Hurts is fantasy gold thanks to his legs, the brotherly shove, and an Eagles offense that’s still stacked. He could easily finish as an All-Robio.

3. DK Metcalf – WR, PIT

The body of a Greek god, the hands of… well, sometimes a brick wall. Metcalf’s talent is obvious, but his consistency is not. And now he’s catching passes from a 94-year-old Aaron Rodgers. Matt’s betting on big plays and hoping the drops don’t haunt him.

4. Xavier Worthy – WR, KC

The fastest man in the NFL has a chance to become Mahomes’s top target. This is either a breakout WR1 or a weekly guessing game where Worthy logs 3 catches for 21 yards while some dude the Chiefs grabbed off the wire in week three will deliver a random 100-yard game.

5. Travis Kelce – TE, KC

Back-to-back Chiefs. What kind of Eagles fan is this? Travis Kelce is either about to bounce back from his first non-elite season in years… or this is the start of the slow fade into podcasting full-time. Age is a thing, but if Kelce stays healthy, Mahomes will keep him relevant. High floor. Low ceiling?

6. Tetairoa McMillan – WR, CAR

Matt’s yearly “I swear I watched his college tape” pick. McMillan is a legit talent, but he’s stuck in Carolina, where dreams and quarterbacks go to die. Expect flashes, but don’t count on weekly points, even with an improving Bryce Young.

7. Vikings DST – MIN

The Vikings are fine — good pass rush, but this was a reach for Round 7. They’re not going to repeat what they accomplished last year. 

8. Rhamondre Stevenson – RB, NE

A potentially great value pick if the Patriots ever field an offense that resembles football again. But with TreVeyon Henderson lurking and the Pats in Year 2 of a 5-year rebuild, this may be more pain than payoff.

9. Jakobi Meyers – WR, LV

Meyers is the least sexy fantasy pick ever. Sure he produces some, but thanks to average QB play and a trade demand, his floor is very low. 

10. Quinshon Judkins – RB, CLE

This is the kind of pick Matt will brag about in October… if it hits. Ford is meh, and Judkins is a bruiser. Could be this year’s big breakout — or buried behind five third-down backs.

11. Cooper Kupp – WR, SEA

Wow. A guy who was unstoppable just two years ago is now a flyer. If Kupp has anything left in the tank and stays upright, this is an insane value. If he gets injured again, well… it was Round 11. Nobody cries over Round 11.

12. Bucky Irving – RB, TB (Keeper)

Bucky is tough, versatile, and has a fun name. Sure the Bucs backfield is crowded and the coaching staff isn’t afraid to use them all, but Irving really established himself as the best of the bunch. He’s a solid week one starter. 

13. Zach Ertz – TE, WAS

It’s 2025 and Matt is still drafting Zach Ertz. On purpose. This may be a cry for help.

14. 49ers DST – SF

Somehow, some way, the 49ers are always good at defense. A top-five unit when healthy that fell this far? Great value. 

15. Jake Elliott – K | PHI

Automatic from 55, kicks in all weather, and plays for Matt’s favorite team. You knew this pick was coming before the draft even started.

Analyst Summary

Strengths:

• High-End Quarterback Play: Jalen Hurts gives Matt a guaranteed positional advantage every week.
• Upside WR Room: DK, Worthy, Kupp, and McMillan all have paths to strong production if things break right.
• RB Studs: Henry and Irving could be the league’s best 1-2 punch.

Weaknesses:

• Aging Core: Henry, Kelce, Kupp, Ertz… this team might need weekly ice baths by midseason.
• Injury Risk: If just one or two key guys go down, the roster could unravel quickly.
• Chiefs WR Russian Roulette: Betting on two Chiefs in the same passing game? Yikes.

FINAL THOUGHT
Matt Neatock’s draft is like a barbell: strong on both ends, heavy in the middle, and dangerously unbalanced. It has stars, sleepers, and a few “wait, what?” picks sprinkled in for flair. In typical Neatock fashion, this team could flame out or explode — and there will be no in-between. But if Judkins hits, Worthy delivers, and Kelce finds the fountain of youth? Championship No. 5 isn’t off the table.

JEFF GREENBLATT

Jeff Greenblatt, known league-wide as the “baseball guy who’s quietly really good at fantasy football,” came into this draft with a plan. That plan? Apparently, draft every wide receiver who’s ever caught a football and then sort it out later.

As a Giants fan, Jeff is used to disappointment, but his fantasy squads have been sneakily solid for a few years now — no flash, just production. This year’s draft was no exception. He avoided early-round disasters, loaded up on young WRs with star potential, and casually walked away with a WR room so deep it has its own benchwarmers’ union.

1. Amon-Ra St. Brown – WR, DET

The Sun God blesses Jeff with a WR1 who simply doesn’t miss. Route-running clinic, elite target share, and a top-five floor. A safe, smart pick to open things up — not flashy, but neither is Jeff.

2. De’Von Achane – RB, MIA

Every run looks like someone hit fast-forward on the remote. When healthy, Achane is electric. The problem is… he’s rarely healthy. Jeff is betting the speedster can stay upright and avoid being the world’s fastest IR stash.

3. Drake London – WR, ATL (Keeper)

London was one of the few bright spots in Atlanta’s offense last year, and now he gets a QB who can actually throw spirals. If Michael Penix Jr. lives up to the hype, London could become a weekly menace. Great keeper.

4. Marvin Harrison Jr. – WR, ARI

His rookie campaign was a fail, but he’s also Marvin Harrison’s kid — so he’s genetically pre-qualified for greatness, so don’t be shocked if he figures it out in year two. 

5. Isiah Pacheco – RB, KC

Pacheco runs like he’s trying to kill the Earth. High motor, high effort, and plays on the league’s best offense. A fantastic RB2 if he gets the red zone love this year. The problem is, the coaching staff likes Hunt, so this will probably be a committee. 

6. David Njoku – TE, CLE

Quietly had a career year last season, and with the Browns offense looking more balanced, Njoku could be a sneaky top-six TE. 

7. Chris Olave – WR, NO

Olave’s a WR2 with WR1 talent — he can’t stay healthy and he’s stuck on a team with QB6-level play. Sorry, I can’t trust a receiver who has Spencer Rattler throwing him the ball. 

8. Justin Fields – QB, NYJ

Now wearing green in New York, Fields is still trying to prove he’s more than a fast kid who can only complete 50% of his passes. New system, new coach, new hope. Jeff’s betting he becomes a Jalen Hurts Lite… and not Zach Wilson 2.0.

9. Javonte Williams – RB, DAL

Washed up? Or ready for a bounce-back? Javonte has been “just about to break out” for three years now. The talent is there, but so is the entire Cowboys backfield committee. A flyer, but Jeff’s going to need this one to land.

10. Chuba Hubbard – RB, CAR (Keeper)

A great value keeper. Carolina was a mess last year, but Chuba got touches and dominated. If the offense takes even a half-step forward like it did towards the end of last season, this is a steady RB1 who’ll grind out plenty of fantasy points as Jeff’s starter.

11. Texans DST, HOU

Texans’ D is young, aggressive, and has the benefit of playing in a division that includes the Colts, Titans, and Jags. Solid pick with upside — and probably the first time in a long time anyone’s willingly drafted a Texans defense.

12. Josh Downs – WR, IND

Downs is a slot magician with sticky hands. If the Colts get competent QB play, this could be a solid sleeper. If not, he’s waiver wire fodder by Week 5.

13. Luther Burden III – WR, CHI

Rookie dart throw, but I like this kid. Jeff’s 47th wide receiver, and he might actually start by October. At this point, Jeff is just hoarding WRs in case of a global shortage.

14. Jordan Love – QB, GB

Backup plan or insurance policy, depending on how Fields pans out. Love was shockingly consistent when healthy the last two years and gives Jeff an option at QB with upside.

15. Chris Boswell – K, PIT

Solid, dependable, quietly elite at hitting 40-yarders.

Analyst Summary

Strengths:

• WR Army: Jeff’s receiver room could start a second fantasy team. Legit WR1s, WR2s, and promising rookies stacked like pancakes.
• Balanced QB Plan: Fields for upside, Love for stability — a smart platoon.
• RB Depth Without Reaching: Achane, Pacheco, Chuba, Javonte… it’s sneaky good.

Weaknesses:

• Only One Healthy RB1: Unless Achane stays healthy or Pacheco scores a ton, Jeff could struggle with weekly floor at RB.
• Youth Risk: Harrison, Burden, Downs — young guys on bad offenses are shiny until they goose-egg.
• Upside-Dependent Team: If the WRs don’t pop or Fields flops, it could be a bumpy ride.

FINAL THOUGHT
Jeff drafted like he was building the Infinity Gauntlet of Wide Receivers, and honestly? It just might work. This team has elite potential at WR, underrated options at RB, and the kind of sneaky-good QB setup that wins you games in November. If the rookies hit and Fields evolves, we might be looking at the team that quietly dominates the regular season while everyone else argues over RB carries.

MICHAEL EVANGELIST

Michael Evangelist, the newest addition to the league and defending champ (yeah, we all should still be salty about that), stepped into the draft like a man who has it all—success on the field, a smoking-hot wife who allows him to incorporate his championship mug into their sex life, and a real knack for picking players who defy all logic but somehow work. His draft was nothing short of a victory lap—at least it seemed like that on paper. The Evangelist name isn’t just for show—he’s on a mission, and his draft was crafted with divine guidance… or maybe just watching a few too many highlights before drafting. 

1. Kyren Williams – RB, LAR

Michael opens with Williams, the Rams’ RB who had a good year but still feels like a potential fantasy rollercoaster. It’s a bold pick, but at this point in the draft, Michael’s thinking “I love the uncertainty.” Kyren’s got the potential to either win you weeks or leave you on a fantasy desert island.

2. Joe Burrow – QB, CIN 

A pick that screams, “I’m not afraid to go QB early, because I don’t have to worry about drafting wideouts.” Joe Burrow is a top-tier talent—when he and his line is healthy. It’s a gamble to take him this early, but it’s Michael, and he’s always willing to roll the dice.

3. Trey McBride – TE, ARI

McBride has All-Robio potential, despite playing in Arizona. It feels a little early, but again, he doesn’t need receivers, so he can reach for QB and TE. 

4. Malik Nabers – WR , NYG (Keeper)

A keeper, which means Michael’s already got someone locked in who might be a sneaky All-Robio candidate if one of his quarterbacks can throw the ball well. This pick screams “I’m not scared of the Giants’ mess” and honestly, who can blame him?

5 .Tyrone Tracy Jr. – RB, NYG

Michael waited on a second back and took a chance on Tracy, hoping the Giants’ backfield will actually do something this year. It’s a value pick, but I worry that Tracy’s ceiling isn’t the 16th Chapel. 

6. Jerry Jeudy – WR, CLE

Jeudy in Cleveland? He could deliver 2022’s flashes of brilliance if Joe Flacco remains the quarterback. However, my gut says the rookies will eventually be starting for this team, which is bad news for Jeudy. 

7. Steelers – DST, PIT

Michael, as the defending champ, knows defense wins championships… or at least helps get you to the playoffs. Pittsburgh’s D is rock-solid, and with a defense this good, you can almost justify grabbing them this early. Almost.

8. Tank Bigsby – RB, JAC

Bigsby might not be a starter just yet or maybe he is… that’s the problem with taking a Jaguars back. Could be a sneaky bye-week replacement option if he gets more touches than expected.

9. Najee Harris – RB, LAC

Michael loves a good name, and Najee Harris’ name is still ringing out from his 2021 rookie season. The Chargers’ offense should provide some opportunities, but we’re all just here hoping that Harris doesn’t become the guy who’s always “almost there,” as he shares carries with Hampton. 

10. Brian Thomas Jr. – WR, JAC (Keeper)

Another keeper receiver, and honestly, this might be Michael’s best pick of his career. Granted, much of Thomas’s production last year was when Trevor Lawrence wasn’t the starting quarterback, but if he can deliver enough tosses to Junior, he could be looking at All-Robio level numbers. 

11. Xavier Legette – WR, CAR

Legette is a bit of a flyer, but it could be a low-risk, high-reward pick if he breaks out in Carolina. Michael knows it, and we all know it too.

12. J.J. McCarthy – QB, MIN

McCarthy, with his skill players, is either the next big thing or just another overhyped college QB, but hey, it’s a backup QB for Michael. 

13. Jake Bates – K, DET

Jake Bates could be a sneaky one if Detroit’s offense continues to put up points. Michael can only pray for some long-range field goals here.

14. Dylan Sampson – RB, CLE

Sampson’s a total question mark, but you can’t fault the guy for hoping one of these late-round running backs turns into something. If this works out, we’ll all be forced to throw a parade in Michael’s honor.

15. Michael Wilson – WR, ARI

There’s always potential when you have a QB who loves to sling the ball around (when healthy). It’s a safe, low-risk pick, but we’ll all be watching closely to see if Wilson becomes the next breakout star, or if he’ll just end up as a part of the now you see him, now you don’t Arizona receiver history.

ANALYST SUMMARY

Strengths:

• RB Depth (for now): Williams, Harris and Tracy are all starters in week one. 
• Stud Keepers: Nabers and Thomas are stars, and he’s already got them locked in.
• Wide Receiver Potential: Between Jeudy, Thomas, and Legette, Michael’s WR corps could force him to go three-wide again this year. 

Weaknesses:

• Are RBs Studs or Duds: Outside of Williams, are any of Mike’s other backs going to be starters by midseason?
• Draft Reaches: McBride and Burrow both were taken a round too early. 
• “Giant” Risk: Right now, Michael is starting two NY Giants (Nabers, Tracey). That’s asking a lot from that offense. 

Final Thought
Michael has crafted a team that looks like it has it all—depth, keepers, upside—but also has that ever-present risk factor that makes you wonder if he’s just trying to keep his reign as champion going with too many NY Giants. For now, though, it’s clear: Michael is playing for the repeat, and we’re all just here to see if he can pull it off—or if this team will implode.