The Title

Richard Burrier scores a record 2,011 points in a title game – Championship, 2003 Rich was a bit of a disappointment entering the 2003 season. The previous year, Burrier failed to make the playoffs, simple because he lost a game in week one where he forgot to play a kicker who was on an actual NFL team. He…

The Game

Rob Masterson scores a league record 2,501 points in a single game – Quarter-Finals, 2003 Heading into the 2003 playoffs, Masterson was considered a solid team. In two regular seasons, he managed to twice go 7-7, winning a playoff game in 2002. He had recorded three career ‘weekly high’ scores to only one low score. He also manage…

The Comeback

Rich Calderon rallies from a 1-6 start to make the playoffs – Week Fourteen, 2003 Great things were expected from Rich Calderon in his expansion season of 2003. He had been waiting patiently for over a year for a spot to open up in Robioland. Who knew he would suck so bad out of the…

The Collapse

Bob starts the season 5-1 and misses the playoffs – Week Fourteen, 2003 The 2003 season was Bob’s first and he wasted little time putting up some wins. He rolled out winning three of his first four, but little was impressive about it. He only averaged 1,127ppg. However, in the next two weeks, Bob nailed down back-to-back 1,600+…

The Forgettable Three

Don has the worst three-game stretch in league history, week’s 1-3, 2003 Coming off a solid 8-6 season in 2002, Don was expected to take another step further in2003, especially with big names like McNabb, Dunn and Faulk, but it only took three weeks for all of us to realize, ’03 was going to be…

The Keeper

Richard Burrier drafts L. Tomlinson with the first pick – Draft – First Pick, 2003 In early 2003, after a few years of discussion, the league officially became a keeper league. In that year’s draft, everyone could keep any two players, plus one player they drafted after round eight. They would have to use their first,…

The Modern Era

Four new guys join the league and the lineup hasn’t changed since – Week One, 2003 In week one in 2003, nothing too amazing happened during the games. David beat me, Bob handled Matt, Griff crushed his wife, Eric beat a bad Don team, Burrier took down Calderon in the week’s highest scoring game, and Masterson beat his roommate…

The High (2003 Flashback)

Rob Masterson scores 2,501, a league record, in the 2003 Quarterfinals Heading into the 2003 playoffs, I’m not sure anyone could have predicted greatness from Masterson’s band of merry men. Forget the fact that after two seasons, he was just 15-15 (8-8 in 2002 and 7-7 after the 2003 regular season), the problem was the…

2003 Season Rewind

WEEK ONE Bob’s Bootylicious 1226 at Matt, The Guy In Rob’s Seat 639 David the Patriots 1310 at Robio’s Hurricanes 1041 Gang Greenblatt 1439 at Backstreet Boyz 1495 Manhattan Projects 1542 at The Burrier Bruisers 1762 Don’s Gators 603 at Eric’s Dolphins 960 Griff’s Stoners 1657 at Molly Pop 906 TUESDAY’S THOUGHTS BURRIER – Good…

2003 Draft Rewind

ROUND ONE 1. Rich B – L. Tomlinson RB, San Diego – Postion Rank: 1st Another successful 1st pick in the draft, lead all running backs in scoring. Imagine if he wasn’t in San Diego 2. Eric – Ricky Williams RB, Miami – Postion Rank: 9th This is your running back. This is what happens when your running…

2003 Season

League Champion: Richard Burrier League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Robio Murray Scoring Champ: Robio Murray Lowest Scoring Team: Don Vozzola Worst Playoff Collapse: Robio Murray Worst Team: Don Vozzola Luckiest Team: Molly Coomer Unluckiest Team: Rich Calderon Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Robio Murray Worst 2nd Half Collapse: Bob Castrone Most Surprising Team: Richard Burrier Most Disappointing Team: Rich Calderon League MVP: Priest Holmes, RB (Rob M) [table id=121 /]…

The Woman

Molly becomes the first chick to win a playoff game in Robioland – Semi-Finals, 2002 Robioland has always been about diversity and Robio loves the Jews (Jeff), the retarded (Matt) and of course the ladies. The first woman was Stephanie. She was a cutie who knew a thing or two about football, but in2000, her…

The Rally

Robio wins the title after a 2-5 start to the season, Playoffs, 2002 2002, the season that gives all bad teams hope, proving that even the worst starts can be overcome. Out of the gate, I got lucky as Burrier failed to start a kicker who actually played on a team (I won by 28 points). In…

Griff’s Six’s

Griff loses six in a row and wins six in a row (all in one season) – Quarter-Finals, 2002 A two-game losing streak, nothing. A three-game losing streak, worry, but no big deal. A four-game losing streak, you have problems, but you could survive. A five-game losing streak, trouble. A six-game losing streak, season over…or…

2002 Season Rewind

WEEK ONE Rick Cubs (1421) at Dons Gators (1623) David the Patriots (546) at Eric’s Dolphins (1159) Molly Pop (1193) at Griff Stoners (1293) Brian Seminoles (1295) at Jimmy Alcoholics (1379) Robio Hurricanes (1358) at Richy Rich (1330) Blackouts (1284) at Jets, Jets, Jets (1562) TUESDAY’S THOUGHTS Jimmy: This could be the start of something…

2002 Draft Rewind

ROUND ONE 1. Eric Vozzola – Faulk, Marshall (RB STL) – Position Rank: 16th Missed four full games and parts of three others. Not what you want from the 1st pick. 2.Don Vozzola – Warner, Kurt (QB STL) – Position Rank: 42nd Another Don first round pick, another season long injury. Maybe Don should just trade his first…

2002 Season

League Champion: Robio Murray League Runner-Up: Molly Coomer Top Seed: Molly Coomer Scoring Champ: Justin Acerno Lowest Scoring Team: Brian Gagnon Worst Playoff Collapse: Don Vozzola Worst Team: Brian Gagnon Luckiest Team: Molly Coomer Unluckiest Team: Richard Burrier Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Robio Murray Worst 2nd Half Collapse: David Hightower Most Surprising Team: Molly Coomer Most Disappointing Team: Brian Gagnon League MVP: Priest Holmes, RB (Robio) [table id=122 /] [table…

David Over Goliath

Robio scores 1,823 and still loses to David – Week Eight, 2000  Dave hands Robio his 1st playoff defeat – Semi-Finals, 2001 MATCH UP #1 – By week eight in 2000, I was clearly the cream of the crop. I entered the game winning 17 out of my last 18 games (20-4 overall). Dave was crawling along at 10-12 over the…

2001 Draft Rewind

1st ROUND 01) Anne Edgerrin James – Result: IR – Starter & stud until season ending injury 02) Jason Marshall Faulk – Result: Starter – League MVP …again, but first time champion 03) Eric Eddie George – Result: Backup – Season’s saddest story 04) Don Fred Taylor – Result: Injury – Seasons biggest “Told you…

2001 Season

League Champion: Jason Carpenter League Runner-Up: David Hightower Top Seed: Jason Carpenter Scoring Champ: Jason Carpenter Lowest Scoring Team: Eric Vozzola Worst Playoff Collapse: Robio Murray Worst Team: Justin Hanright Luckiest Team: Brian Gagnon Unluckiest Team: Griff Coomer Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Robio Murray Worst 2nd Half Collapse: David Hightower Most Surprising Team: Anne Murphy Most Disappointing Team: Griff Coomer League MVP: Marshall Faulk, RB (Jason) [table id=123 /] [table…

The Repeat

Robio becomes the first back-to-back champion – Title Game, 2000 After a stunning run the previous season, I entered the 21st Century as the early favorite, and out of the gate I looked unstoppable. After losing my first game in week two (my first defeat in 13 games), I rolled through the league. I was 6-1, first in…

The Knockout

Griff takes down the top seed, scoring champ, i.e. the clear favorite in the semis-finals (2000) Domination, that’s what the league was about in the first year of Robioland, as I swept the league in 1999 by earning the top seed, taking the scoring title and winning the championship all in one year. The following…

2001 Season Rewind

Note: Although I didn’t write back in 2001, I did write some. Unfortunately, I did most of the writing on the message boards, which only saves so much from the past, thus much was lost. Week One Robio’s Hurricanes (1237) at Ricky’s Cubs (1301) Matt’s Buckeyes (1202) at David the Patriots (984) Griff’s Stoners (1035)…

2000 Season Rewind

Back in 2000, there wasn’t a lot of writing. Fact is, we all worked together, so we did this thing called, “talking.” Anyhow, here are the brief things I posted that season. WEEK ONE Congratulations to the Week one winners. Especially Rick and Chris. Each craked the top 10 in the top score in one…

2000 Season

League Champion: Robio Murray League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Rick Mullin Scoring Champ: Rick Mullin Lowest Scoring Team: Tim Thompson Worst Playoff Collapse: Rick Mullin Worst Team: Tim Thompson Luckiest Team: Justin Hanright Unluckiest Team: Chris Conway Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Chris Conway Worst 2nd Half Collapse: Justin Hanright Most Surprising Team: Justin Hanright Most Disappointing Team: Jimmy Pedrero League MVP: Jeff Garcia, QB (Rick) [table id=124 /] [table…

The Record

Robio Murray’s 12-game winning streak – Title Game, 1999 It was the match up everyone wanted, or at least the match up everyone expected. Robioland Football began in 1999 as a small league (eight guys) crowded in and around a small corner booth in a Ruby Tuesday’s in Sarasota, Florida. The season had been a good one;…

1999 Season

League Champion: Robio Murray League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Scoring Champ: Robio Murray Scoring Champ: Robio Murray Lowest Scoring Team: Tim Thompson Worst Playoff Collapse: David Hightower Worst Team: Tim Thompson Luckiest Team: David Hightower Unluckiest Team: Griff Coomer Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Griff Coomer Worst 2nd Half Collapse: Rick Mullin Most Surprising Team: Brian Gagnon Most Disappointing Team: Rick Mullin League MVP: Kurt Warner, QB (Robio) [table id=125 /] [table…

Season Rankings, 2011

[table id=236 /] 2011 Team Rankings: #9 Molly Coomer (281.9 points) – This is the first time Molly has entered the top-10. Her points put her there, but first-round exits are killers in these rankings. Her 2011 was officially the third greatest by a non-championship team, behind 2000 Rick and 2010 Robio. #18 Rob Masterson…