Don Vozzola Jackson, Fred RB BUF A6 Jeff Greenblatt Hernandez, Aaron TE NE A7 Sproles, Darren RB NO A13 Molly Coomer Rodgers, Aaron QB GB A1 Cruz, Victor WR NYG A7 Eric Vozzola Forte, Matt RB CHI B5 Smith, Steve WR CAR A8 Bears DST KC B12 Colby Hall Brady, Tom QB NE A2 Green-Ellis, BenJarvus RB…
For Eric, Losing Begins At The Top Of The Draft
ERIC VOZZOLA There is no question who is the worst team in Robioland Football. It’s not even close, although Jeff is trying his hardest. Eric is dead last in just about everything: points per game (1,138), winning percentage (.367). How bad are his win totals? Colby has three more career wins than Eric in four…
Bob: Never Afraid To Catch A Break
BOB CASTRONE Before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. Bob is good. Bob is better than good. In fact, you can call him great…he won’t mind. However, it doesn’t hurt to be really good and really, really lucky. It’s just the facts of fantasy life. Look at almost any champion in this league…
2012 Keeper Rankings
Not too many surprises in the 2012 keepers. It’s a quarterback heavy keeper class, as five signal-callers are being kept, four of which are being kept just for season two. Overall, 30 players are being kept (our lowest total since 2004). Of the 30, eight are entering their third and final season). Of the 21…
Masterson’s Robioland Experience: Painful
ROB MASTERSON Injuries happen. It’s football. It’s large men bouncing off each other at full speed. Of course that’s the same description Rob uses to describe his college years, so there’s that. Anyhow, we all have to deal with injuries throughout our seasons. Last year, Molly lost two-top five players…but recovered to have a fantastic…
Colby: Jack of All Trades
COLBY HALL The trading of players is a huge part of fantasy football, unless you’re Don (3 trades in 11 years) or Molly (3 trades in 10 years) and no one understands this more than Colby. Sure, others have done more trades. I lead the league with 32 career trades and Matt is the champ…
Don’t Forget Griff’s Own L.T.
GRIFF COOMER We spend a lot of time talking about Richard Burrier and his amazing run with LaDainian Tomlinson. The fact is, it was a beautiful relationship between the two that lasted 4+ years (this is prior to the three-year keeper limit). However, Rich wasn’t the only one who benefited from this type of relationship.…
No One Sleeps Better Than Mr. Neatock
MATT NEATOCK Weeks prior to a draft, or in the case of Colby, months before a draft, everyone is thinking about who the hell they are going to take in the first-round. Of all the emails and G-Chats I get from other league members, that tends to be the number one concern on their minds.…
Oh Shit…It’s Don
DON VOZZOLA There are plenty of moments when you want to see Don. Christmas time is always nice. Early in the fantasy season is always a nice time. Mid-season, is good. How about towards the end of a long Robioland football season? Yep, that will work too. However, if there is one time you don’t…
Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
During that tender moment after masturbating and before South Park re-runs come on, I think about Robioland Fantasy Football. Often, I imagine what this league would be like if things were different. For example, We do an 8-team format, no byes, while most fantasy leagues do a six-team playoff format, with the top two seeds earning…
2012 Salaries
Here are your 2012 salaries. One big change, the team salary is moving down to $100 this season. Last year we didn’t even sniff the top of the cap ($110) and I’ve actually made a few minor adjustments that lowers player’s values, thus I’m lowering the cap to a nice round number. If you want…
2003 & Beyond
Folks, Masterson and Burrier love to bust my chops and declare that anything that happened prior to 2003 shouldn’t count. Of course this eliminates all my championships, including the one I won when both of them were in the league (2002). The reality is, you just don’t erase history. You don’t take away the 1960’s Packers’…
2012 Newsletter – READ IT!
Welcome back to Robioland Fantasy Football. Can you believe it, but it is year 14 in Robioland? Yes, 14 fucking seasons of Robioland Fantasy Football. Of course we can’t really talk about the future unless we talk about the past. The fact is, we are coming off one of the most amazing seasons we’ve ever…
Champions: List of Players
Here is a near-complete list of all the players that have won championships in this league. However, the exception is I don’t know all of the players on my 2000 title team. QUARTERBACKS Kurt Warner: 1999 (Robio) and 2007 (Matt) Aaron Brooks: 2000 (Robio) and 2001 (Jason) Michael Vick: 2002 (Robio) Peyton Manning: 2003 (Rich…
2012 Way Too Early Mock Draft
As we all have learned over the years, I don’t really like doing mock drafts just prior to the season. I’m a competitor in this league, so why am I helping others? Of course most of my personal mocks I do are blown up rather quickly (thank you Bob), but my point remains valid. However,…
2012 Worthless Baseball Predictions
Since no one with actual baseball knowledge is willing to give a prediction, this leaves me to do it. Since I’ve never actually seen any of these players play, there is little chance I have any idea of what I’m talking about. Yet, here we are. Now baseball is a long season. There are too…
The Dynasty
Bob earns a third championship, becoming the league’s greatest team Let’s face facts, Bob Castrone probably deserves multiple historical posts. It’s been that incredible of a six-year run, that was just topped off with back-to-back titles. When he beat Burrier in the 2011 title game, it had become official…Bob passed Robio as the greatest team…
The Greatest Weekend
Bob, Rob M, Rich B, Matt, Colby, Griff, Molly and Don produce the greatest weekend ever in the 2011 Quarterfinals You know, we all should have seen it coming. Heading into the first weekend of playoff football, any smart fantasy football fan would have smelled the greatness coming from a mile away. There were just…
The Dynamic Duo
Griff and Molly get higher than anyone ever has, breaking the combine scoring record in week 13, 2011 Heading into week thirteen, no one really cared too much about the match up that featured Griff and Molly. The fact is, this game didn’t have much of a purpose. Both teams already had their invites into…
The Streak, Part II
Matt Neatock scores at least 1,250 points in 12 straight games from 2010-2011 Nine weeks into the 2011 season, Matt’s season looked like a bust. Yes, he was in first place in his division, but it was the weakest division by far. He had recently lost four of six, including a 1,632-1,376 defeat to Colby,…
League Trades
Here is a long list of all trades in this league through the years. But just to wet your appetite, here are some facts. I lead the league with most trades with 32 total swaps. However, if you calculate trades per season, Matt was the leader with 2.55 prior to 2012, but after he performed…
Keeper History
Here you will find a list of all the keepers kept by all current teams. First though, let me remind you the brief history of our keeper system. 2004 – First year of keepers. In this season you could keep up to three players. The first two had to come from rounds 1-10. The first…
2012 Keeper Options
Here is how it works. You’ll see a letter and a number next to each player. The letter is how many years of eligibility they have left. “A” means two years left, “B” means one more year. If they were a “C” it means they are headed back to the draft pool. Don Vozzola CATEGORY…
2011 Player Stats
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2011 Season Rankings
To see all 153 seasons, go here. #9 Molly Coomer (281.9 points) – This is the first time Molly has entered the top-10. Her points put her there, but first-round exits are killers in these rankings. Her 2011 was officially the third greatest by a non-championship team, behind 2000 Rick and 2010 Robio. #18 Rob…
2011 Season Rewind
Week One Gator Nation 719 at THE HIGH ANKLE SPRAINS 1299 Lesbian Bieber The Snake Charmer 1096 at Mollipop 1748 Quarter Pounders 1099 at Team 6 1674 The Griffters 1708 at Neurological Damage 1458 Vick in White 1752 at The Dick-Taters 1043 WILDCARD BITCHES! 1491 at Rice, Rice Baby 1604 Tuesday Thoughts Welcome back folks,…
Record Are Meant To Be Broken, 2011
It was a record breaking year in Robioland, thanks to some monster scoring. In fact, four records have fallen this year. LEAGUE RECORDS: 209,130 total points were scored this season by ALL TEAMS, an average of 1,342 PPG. It is the most points scored in one season by all 12 teams. Congratulations to all. 17…
2011 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Chris Johnson (RB HOU) – Position Rank: #13 Don’t be fooled by the #13 ranking. Johnson was a huge disappointment. He was suppose to be the guy who began a new era of fantasy football for Eric, yet he sat in the low 20’s among all backs for most of the…
Updated Playoff History
Big news in 2011. As Bob became just the second person to ever repeat in Robioland, he also managed to pass me in playoff winning percentage. He’s won 75-percent of his games, improving to 6-1 in the first-round. Meanwhile, Griff, the former king of round one, has dropped two straight in the quarters, falling to…
2011 Season
League Champion: Bob Castrone League Runner-Up: Richard Burrier Top Seed: Molly Coomer Scoring Champ: Molly Coomer Lowest Scoring Team: Jeff Greenblatt Worst Playoff Collapse: Molly Coomer Worst Team: Eric Vozzola Luckiest Team: Colby Hall Unluckiest Team: Eric Vozzola Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Colby Hall Worst 2nd Half Collapse: Robio Murray Most Surprising Team: Richard Burrier Most Disappointing Team: Robio Murray League MVP: Aaron Rodgers (Molly) Best Team Name: The Dick-Taters…
Bob: Three-Time Champ
It’s official, Bob is the 2011 Robioland Football Champ. Thanks to his most impressive finals game to date, Bob has taken down Burrier, 1,590-1,283. Mr. Castrone becomes the league’s first back-to-back champion since 2000. He also becomes the first person to win at least nine games in six straight seasons. How impressive is that? Put…
2011 Playoffs: Thoughts & Predictions
Let’s look at the 2011 playoffs in a different way. Instead of a typical (yawn) team-by-team breakdown, let’s instead look at some of the big story lines we should be focusing on in this post-season. Here are 50 things you need to know about the 2011 post-season. 1. It’s all about the arms It’s a…
2011 All-Robio Awards
Before we get started, I just want to point out that this will be the first time in league history that I didn’t produce a first or second team All-Robio player. I promise not to weep in public. However, I also failed to deliver a third-team All-Robio player. This means NO All-Robio players at all.…
2011 Mid-Season All-Dud Team
First-Team Dud QB – Sam Bradford (Matt) While no one was predicting him to be an elite quarterback along side Brees, Rodgers and Brady, he was certainly expected to be able to start for your fantasy team. However, not only has Bradford not improved this season, he’s taken a huge step back. He’s currently ranked…
Keepers, The Ones You Regret
The other day, Calderon was getting sick and tired of all the props I’ve been giving Matt for keeping McCoy over Vick. Of course this might have had something to do with the fact that Rich got “stuck” with Vick. Anyhow, he wanted some props for keeping Calvin Johnson in round two over Antonio Gates…
Superman, Where You At?
Everyone has his or her kryptonite…that one opponent you just can’t seem to beat. For me, it used to be Don. He beat me seven straight times, until last year when I finally got that monkey off my back by beating him twice, including the post-season. Now I have a new monkey (i.e. kryptonite). Here…
2011 PRESEASON PREDICTIONS | WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Okay, folks. Here our my preseason rankings. Below you will see a write for each team, but they’re not in any particular order. However, at the bottom you will find my rankings. I think you’ll be surprised by who I have on top. Anyhow, there will be more later in the week. Including position rankings,…
2011 Quarterback Salaries
Rodgers, Aaron QB GB $24.00 Vick, Michael QB PHI $21.60 Manning, Peyton QB IND $20.50 Brady, Tom QB NE $18.90 Brees, Drew QB NO $18.90 Rivers, Philip QB SD $17.90 Romo, Tony QB DAL $16.00 Schaub, Matt QB HOU $14.70 Ryan, Matt QB ATL $13.80 Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT $12.70 Freeman, Josh QB TB $12.40…
2011 Running Back Salaries
Foster, Arian RB HOU $22.80 Peterson, Adrian RB MIN $22.20 Johnson, Chris RB TEN $21.20 Charles, Jamaal RB KC $20.50 Rice, Ray RB BAL $19.70 McFadden, Darren RB OAK $17.20 Jones-Drew, Maurice RB JAC $16.80 McCoy, LeSean RB PHI $16.30 Turner, Michael RB ATL $15.20 Mendenhall, Rashard RB PIT $14.80 Forte, Matt RB CHI $14.70…
2011 Wide Receivers Salaries
Johnson, Andre WR HOU $17.00 White, Roddy WR ATL $16.80 Johnson, Calvin WR DET $14.60 Jennings, Greg WR GB $14.20 Nicks, Hakeem WR NYG $13.30 Fitzgerald, Larry WR ARI $12.80 Jackson, Vincent WR SD $12.20 Austin, Miles WR DAL $11.80 Wallace, Mike WR PIT $11.50 Wayne, Reggie WR IND $11.10 Jackson, DeSean WR PHI $10.30…
2011 Tight End Salaries
Gates, Antonio TE SD $13.70 Clark, Dallas TE IND $12.10 Witten, Jason TE DAL $11.90 Finley, Jermichael TE GB $8.30 Davis, Vernon TE SF $8.20 Winslow, Kellen TE TB $6.90 Daniels, Owen TE HOU $6.60 Graham, Jimmy TE NO $5.20 Gonzalez, Tony TE ATL $4.80 Lewis, Marcedes TE JAC $4.70 Gronkowski, Rob TE NE $4.70…
2011 Place Kicker Salaries
Hartley, Garrett K NO $3.00 Bryant, Matt K ATL $2.70 Rackers, Neil K HOU $2.50 Vinatieri, Adam K IND $2.20 Crosby, Mason K GB $2.10 Brown, Josh K STL $2.00 Kaeding, Nate K SD $1.90 Janikowski, Sebastian K OAK $1.90 Buehler, David K DAL $1.60 Cundiff, Billy K BAL $1.60 Bironas, Rob K TEN $1.40…
2011 Defense Salaries
Steelers DST $14.90 Eagles DST $7.80 Packers DST $7.60 Giants DST $6.80 Bears DST $6.20 Ravens DST $5.90 Jets DST $5.40 Cowboys DST $4.60 Patriots DST $4.40 Chargers DST $4.30 Saints DST $4.20 Dolphins DST $3.60 Lions DST $3.00 Bengals DST $2.50 49ers DST $2.20 Chiefs DST $1.90 Rams DST $1.80 Vikings DST $1.40 Cardinals…
First Ain’t Always Best: Running Backs
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in our 2011 draft? Considering Burrier drafted both Matt Leinert and Mark Sanchez as rookies over the last five years, keeping them both the following year (the one exception was when…
First Ain’t Always Best: Wide Receivers
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in our 2011 draft? Considering Burrier drafted both Matt Leinert and Mark Sanchez as rookies over the last five years, keeping them both the following year (the one exception was when…
The Nickel Bag
Burrier becomes the first five-win team to earn a playoff birth, 2010 It had been a rough few years for Richard Burrier. He was once a great champion in this league, but he had fallen on hard times in the post-L.T. era. In fact, he had failed to quality for the post-season two years running.…
The Forgettable Four
Eric, Molly, Jeff and Masterson hit rock bottom together, 2010 While someone always has to win a championship every year, another team has to be the worst. One team really has to stand below and beyond everyone else in the basement. Well, in 2010, the four teams that failed to qualify for the playoffs went…
The Dirty Dozen
Robio puts up the most wins in a regular season ever, 2010 Winning in head-to-head football isn’t always about greatness. It also involves some luck. However, to win nearly all of your games, it involves both greatness and luck, as I learned in 2010. 2009 was a rough one for dear old Robio. I suffered…
2010 Season
League Champion: Bob Castrone League Runner-Up: Robio Murray Top Seed: Robio Murray Scoring Champ: Rich Calderon Lowest Scoring Team: Eric Vozzola Worst Playoff Collapse: Rich Calderon Worst Team: Eric Vozzola Luckiest Team: Robio Murray Unluckiest Team: Matt Neatock Best 2nd Half Turnaround: Richard Burrier Worst 2nd Half Collapse: Jeff Greenblatt Most Surprising Team: Don Vozzola Most Disappointing…
2010 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffter’s 1732 Vick in Canton 1071 at Otis Murray & The Knights 995 The Swamp 814 at Mollipop 1477 Gator Nation 913 at Team 6 846 MAN-DATE 1226 at Rice, Rice Baby 1261 Yep, it’s the return of “Tuesday Thoughts.” I know, I…